Metropol

Well, I know it's all very sad, but will phoning a celebrity chef really help the plight of this poor man?

i'm not one to wish kidnap and beheading on anyone (well ... without good reason anyway) - BUT

i think ken probably knew deep down that the reason he was being paid 'danger money'

*TIP* if you do not wish to be taken hostage by islamic fundamentalists, then do not work in a war torn country which foreign terrorists are moving into.

naturally, i hope the poor (well, rich) bloke lives - but suggest that maybe his family, who love him so dearly, could find ken a job as a lollipop man in liverpool or something.

*gets off soapbox*

/turns to page 3