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"Rooney signs record deal"
Posted: Tue 31 Aug, 2004 17.30
by James Hatts
...well, that's what it said on the Evening Standard placards in London today...

Posted: Tue 31 Aug, 2004 20.08
by DAS
It's probably not far off though, James!
Posted: Tue 31 Aug, 2004 20.57
by rts
He really is a wally though. It's bloody depressing but completely typical with the footballer mindset that despite being an amazingly talented young man, he screws over his beautiful fiance with a middle aged, hideously ugly, hooker.
However, sticking to football than music is more than advisable

Posted: Tue 31 Aug, 2004 21.37
by Katherine
I've heard his record deal will see him covering 'Unchained Melody' with David Beckham and Michael Owen (charity single), and then appearing on Celebrity Fame Academy.....

Posted: Wed 01 Sep, 2004 09.45
by Dr Lobster*
rts wrote:He really is a wally though. It's bloody depressing but completely typical with the footballer mindset that despite being an amazingly talented young man, he screws over his beautiful fiance with a middle aged, hideously ugly, hooker.
However, sticking to football than music is more than advisable

well, this is what happens when you give an intellectual cripple a lot of money. i hope he burns in the fires of hell, or more possibly the fires of his overturned audi tt.