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I am full of pent-up frustration at the moment - I seem to have lost my touch for getting women into bed. It is now just over 2 months since I slept with someone and I feel like a coiled spring!

For the first 16 months or so after splitting up with the gorgeous Katie, the opportunities just kept coming along and coming along. It was fab - had a load of fun and of course props from my buddies.

I still seem to be able to meet women and snog them, but I seem to be lacking in the closing department. My record this year is desperately woeful compared to last year's hedonistic clitfest.

I'm not really sure why I am telling you lot this, other than I think you're pretty fine people, and I'm not sure what you can suggest to help me get over this. But thanks for listening to my moan.

Tried masturbating?

i had this problem a few years back, i was able to attract women initially, but failed getting anything further than a phone number or a 1st date.

but something inside me changed, and i thought fuck it, be direct, be myself, and act like i do with my bloke friends. as long as i have the initial attraction (physical), it seems to work 80 or 90% of the time.

and if all else fails, sigmunds super hot tip that might be frowned upon in some forums, but:

single mothers are a good source of calcium.

Dr Sigmund Mohammad wrote:i had this problem a few years back, i was able to attract women initially, but failed getting anything further than a phone number or a 1st date.

but something inside me changed, and i thought fuck it, be direct, be myself, and act like i do with my bloke friends. as long as i have the initial attraction (physical), it seems to work 80 or 90% of the time.

and if all else fails, sigmunds super hot tip that might be frowned upon in some forums, but:

single mothers are a good source of calcium.

Not too sure about the single mums thing, but the rest of it makes a lot of sense.

I used to be like that too - almost the ultimate feminist! I would treat women as nothing special or nothing different.

Perhaps I need to regain my edge.

johnnyboy wrote:Not too sure about the single mums thing,

all i meant was, if all you want is a quick bit of winkle, my personal experience is that single mums are generally quite 'easy'.

Dr Sigmund Mohammad wrote:

johnnyboy wrote:Not too sure about the single mums thing,

all i meant was, if all you want is a quick bit of winkle, my personal experience is that single mums are generally quite 'easy'.

Definately, Sig.

And there are plenty round here in the Welsh valleys!

Some of them are quite sexy. Others look like Ann Widdecome.

Jamez wrote:Definately, Sig.

And there are plenty round here in the Welsh valleys!

Some of them are quite sexy. Others look like Ann Widdecome.

I respect you and Siggy's experiences and insights into women, so answer me this -

How do you deal with the logistics of a single mum? Is she not concerned about her sprog(s) being at home? How does it work?

I cant answer your last question jb, but I do know a few single mums who can make the time without too many problems.

In response to c@t - men seeking men is an altogether different scenario to men seeking women. Although I'm quite sure you know that much.

There is a man performing on the Edinburgh Fringe who views Edinburgh Gaydar profiles live on stage, and asks the audience to vote for who he should sleep with. He trundles off on his bike to do the business, then comes back and tells the next night's audience who he was with, before doing the same thing again. Today I heard the whole thing is a set-up, and the show doesn't change night to night.

The point is though that it is that easy for a bloke to get some with another bloke (in my, and probably c@ts experience), where it simply isn't for a bloke looking to pull a woman.

johnnyboy wrote:

Jamez wrote:Definately, Sig.

And there are plenty round here in the Welsh valleys!

Some of them are quite sexy. Others look like Ann Widdecome.

I respect you and Siggy's experiences and insights into women, so answer me this -

How do you deal with the logistics of a single mum? Is she not concerned about her sprog(s) being at home? How does it work?

Single mum invites you round for a drink, the sprog is usually in bed with teddy and you and single mum get up to naughtyness on the sofa or in her room!

If you're brave enough to stay the night, wait until about 9am to make an exit, otherwise the sprogs will see you creeping down the stairs while they're in the kitchen munching on their Frosties!

You've got to be like Father Christmas - drop off your load, and exit the house without the kiddies seeing you

Gavin Scott wrote:I cant answer your last question jb, but I do know a few single mums who can make the time without too many problems.

In response to c@t - men seeking men is an altogether different scenario to men seeking women. Although I'm quite sure you know that much.

There is a man performing on the Edinburgh Fringe who views Edinburgh Gaydar profiles live on stage, and asks the audience to vote for who he should sleep with. He trundles off on his bike to do the business, then comes back and tells the next night's audience who he was with, before doing the same thing again. Today I heard the whole thing is a set-up, and the show doesn't change night to night.

The point is though that it is that easy for a bloke to get some with another bloke (in my, and probably c@ts experience), where it simply isn't for a bloke looking to pull a woman.

I am perplexed.

How can you respond to me in this thread, when I haven't posted in it until now?

But I did know about the Edinburgh thing. I even changed my profile so I was in Edinburgh, in the hope I might gain some sort of recognition; or my penis would, at least.

What kind of recognition does it deserve, c@t?