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Just out of curiosity what or who turns you on and why ?.
Or whats your fantasy ?.

Let try and keep this suggestive rather than explicit, dahlings.

My sister's mates make me horny for some reason.

With their buttock-hugging chav trousers, big tits and slim bodies.........Mmmmmm

Richard Whiteley.

these list is by no means comprehensive, but:

the curves of a womens hips
breasts generally
the shape of the arse
the smell of a hair/skin
the smell/taste of intimate female 'juices'
the sensation of the female orgasm on your winky (tight contractions)
being kissed on neck
being kissed
kissing
sex doggy style
sex with woman on top really going for it
(my) jizz leaking from yer birds fanny
pert nipples
breasts wobbling as your having sex
the sensation of the inital penatration and subseqent thrust
the female belly and belly button

i'll think of some more later

things that turn sigmund off:
very hairy fanny (or other bodily area)
smelly feet (or other offensive odour - suprisingly, i find the smell of sweaty fanny quiet a turn on)
incorrect bodily wiping (smelly bum crack)
fanny farts AFTER intercourse (i had a girlfriend ages ago, who after we'd have a bit 'how's yer daddy' would lay there and fart out of her fanny for almost a minute... urrgh. the gas didn't seem to smell though)

CraigF wrote:It's amazing how the exterior is the total opposite of what's inside, and of course, that's what counts.

you're a wise man graig. i was 22 before i realised that.

i agree with that you're saying though. i very rarely find any female totally ugly, physically. no matter how many different women you see, i will always find the female body beautiful, in all its variations. there is profound beauty in us all.

Dr Sigmund Mohammad wrote:

CraigF wrote:It's amazing how the exterior is the total opposite of what's inside, and of course, that's what counts.

you're a wise man graig. i was 22 before i realised that.

i agree with that you're saying though. i very rarely find any female totally ugly, physically. no matter how many different women you see, i will always find the female body beautiful, in all its variations. there is profound beauty in us all.

Noooo - there's nothing worse than shagging a fat bitch with her fat legs and belly wobbling all over the place!

Jamez wrote:Noooo - there's nothing worse than shagging a fat bitch with her fat legs and belly wobbling all over the place!

i don't really mind that tooooo much, obviously, you wouldn't want to be shagging a beached whale (i have done this a couple of times, but only when drunk, i might add, and i was young at the time too)

one of the worst things for me is loads of body hair and a bad body odour. not nice.

A turn on for me is a nice big natural pair of tits.

A turn off for me is any sort of plastic surgery or enhacement, from botox to boobjobs to liposuction. I just don't like that sorta thing.

Any sort of "chavviness" turns me off. So does smoking and "common as muck" (ie. Essex and the surrounding area) accents. A good education is preferred (none of this I got kicked out of school at 14, had sex at 15 and a kid at 16 and shagged 50 guys in a month to be able to have money to feed my kid sorta thing, you know :roll: ).

I know I sound a bit like a snob after saying all that.

Chris wrote:A turn on for me is a nice big natural pair of tits.

A turn off for me is any sort of plastic surgery or enhacement, from botox to boobjobs to liposuction. I just don't like that sorta thing.

Any sort of "chavviness" turns me off. So does smoking and "common as muck" (ie. Essex and the surrounding area) accents. A good education is preferred (none of this I got kicked out of school at 14, had sex at 15 and a kid at 16 and shagged 50 guys in a month to be able to have money to feed my kid sorta thing, you know :roll: ).

I know I sound a bit like a snob after saying all that.

Good lord, no not a snob at all.

I'd love to have a girlfriend with a nice well-educated accent. Not posh (i.e. Jodphurs and daddy drives a Bentley), but well-educated.

Ideally, I would love to meet the female version of me (although without the round tummy).

So it would have to be someone who meets the following critria:

No spots or history of spots (i.e. pockmarks)
Slim (maximum: 28" waist)
Nice pair of pert boobs with nice nipples (34B is just nice IMO)
Very dark hair or blonde (no in-betweens, and certainly no gingers!)
Tall (between 5'5" and 5'10")
Nice voice
Interest in: British history, politics, current affairs)
Has a car
Likes going out for drinks
Smoker/Non-smoker (I don't mind)
Well-kept pussy


I've always fancied Heather Jay Jones (Melody from CBBC's Queens Nose). That kind of girl.

You know, I am all for a bit of smut, but this is all a bit... disturbing.

Why don't you lot go out and get these women, rather than sitting around drooling over them.