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I need help...please help me!!!

Nothing in particular...just in huge amounts of debt and my love life is non-existant!

HELP!!

*throws coins on table*

I have this much.

Plus I think you are gorgeous, so that has to be worth something.

Thanks Gavin...I'm just in a really bad mood - could fall out with my own shadow to be honest.

Have no idea why really. Nothing significant has happened that should make me feel like this as far as I can remember.

Ho hum.

Isonstine wrote: Nothing significant has happened that should make me feel like this as far as I can remember.

James Martin's presence does that to you

I get like this all the time. Money and love seem to bite the big one, don't they?

I prefer your previous avatar Mr Ison. You had that 'look' about you.

Thanks Gavin.

But are we doing any better...I suppose I have to try and make the best of a bad job.

I really shouldn't say any more. I'm sure I come across as a bit of an old letch around here.

Suffice to say I kept a copy of your original pic (from this set) on my hard drive.

Oh Gavin, we all know you're an old letch and that's why we love you! We wouldn't want you any other way.

Just say I look stunning, bitch.

Now come on, you have a job - I don't even have that!

BTW - Was that you I saw in Hinckley earlier when I walked of that shop next to Bon Marche?

I think what you actually need is Prozac, James, dear.

This next comment isn't a criticism, merely a question...

When you are miserable, why does everyone need to know about it? Again, not meant to be critical. All I mean is that when I'm unhappy, I tend to retreat to my own little world and sort out my problems there, rather than consulting with others about how to resolve them.

I'd rather sit and think about things for ages in my room/bed/imagination than go and discuss them with other people. I'm generally extrovert in a social situation, but when it comes to problems am very introverted.

You need a plan, or something.

you need to get totally wankered.

That will sort you out... until you sober up again.