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Doesn't this just piss you off?

I like my Sundays peaceful, not to have to suffer bass from some tosspot's car stereo outside my window.

Well it depends what it is. Has anyone ever noticed Mozart and such like never gets pumped out at excessive volumes?

That would still piss me off. I like my quietness.

I've had these birds twittering outside my bleedin' window all day every day from about 5 in the morning to 9 at night since the clocks went forward 1 hour.

AAARGHH!!! Shurrup!!

Chris wrote:I've had these birds twittering outside my bleedin' window all day every day from about 5 in the morning to 9 at night since the clocks went forward 1 hour.

AAARGHH!!! Shurrup!!

Now I don't mind birds that much.

It's the cats around here that irritate me. Aside from hating the evil things anyway, they keep me awake too with their fights. Usually around 3AM you can hear them every single night and they wake me up most nights, and they really scream phenomenally loud.

Aside from that, they come in the garden and make a mess. I always shoot at them with a super soaker.

I get that outside my bedroom window as well - and if its hot and i keep my windows open, the sound of cat screeching can often wake me up with a terrible start. It's like a freaking Cat fight club thing - I'm sure a load of them stand around in a circle clapping their paws together as two hard bastards battle it out.

Bear in mind though it might not be fighting, but actually the pain female cats experience during sex, what with the hook style spikes in a male cats cock. Stops the female getting away you see - easier for them than putting rohypnol in their saucer of milk i guess.

http://cats.about.com/cs/pregnancybirth ... g_game.htm

All knowledge is good, remember.

We get the neighbours bastard dog constantly barking and the bastard neighbours do nothing about it. BASTARDS.

Cheese Head wrote:We get the neighbours bastard dog constantly barking and the bastard neighbours do nothing about it. BASTARDS.

There's a lot of sex before marrage round yours then is there?

Hymagumba wrote:

Cheese Head wrote:We get the neighbours bastard dog constantly barking and the bastard neighbours do nothing about it. BASTARDS.

There's a lot of sex before marrage round yours then is there?

It is Leicstershire afterall.

Chris wrote:I've had these birds twittering outside my bleedin' window all day every day from about 5 in the morning to 9 at night since the clocks went forward 1 hour.

AAARGHH!!! Shurrup!!

Gosh, must be intelligent birds round your area, how'd they know the clocks changed?

Aston wrote:

Chris wrote:I've had these birds twittering outside my bleedin' window all day every day from about 5 in the morning to 9 at night since the clocks went forward 1 hour.

AAARGHH!!! Shurrup!!

Gosh, must be intelligent birds round your area, how'd they know the clocks changed?

lol I always find the birds come in handy as an indication you've stayed up way too long on the net