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Posted: Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.26
by Neil Jones
Flava wrote:Look.. It's not avaiable to me either.
:roll: A 404 error implies that the page is not available to everybody. You are not an exception.
Don't try to be the cunt that Jane Asher is.

Doesn't suit ya.
Neither does it suit you my "friend" but doesn't stop you does it? ;)

Posted: Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.28
by James Martin
I don't bake shitty cakes for a start.

Posted: Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.31
by Neil Jones
Flava wrote:I don't bake shitty cakes for a start.
I reckon you don't bake full stop.

Posted: Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.32
by Square Eyes
Flava wrote: Don't try to be the cunt that Jane Asher is.
*GASP* I expect you'll be hearing from Jane's legal team shortly.

Posted: Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.36
by James Martin
Oh go do us a favour and kill yourself.

Posted: Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.36
by Katherine
Flava wrote:I don't bake shitty cakes for a start.
At least she can - I can't bake for shit!

Posted: Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.37
by DAS
Katherine wrote:
Flava wrote:I don't bake shitty cakes for a start.
At least she can - I can't bake for shit!
I've had that trouble as well - it doesn't go in the mixer, does it? And what's more, I've found that...

Oh right. I misread. Sorry.

Posted: Fri 25 Jun, 2004 01.09
by DAS
Well I was going to place this in the "I AM NOT A MENTAL" thread by JM but it was closed because he was mental.

So here's a new game to play. Here's a 50 second excerpt from the James Martin On-Air Demo April 2004. All you have to do is guess how many times he says "cracking" - a phrase that normally would never be used at all. I've also put in an extra point for "Overused Cheesy DJ Phrase Of The Year 1973".

http://www.das-djs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jm2.mp3

(It's not been edited, I've put two clips together)

Posted: Fri 25 Jun, 2004 11.08
by James Martin
I'm still very bitter.

I know I need to get better at radio presenting.

Posted: Fri 25 Jun, 2004 12.30
by Pete
Like a lemon cake?

Posted: Fri 25 Jun, 2004 14.13
by James Martin
Baked by Jane Asher.