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Cwathen: Your answer is glorious, up there with something I'd expect from the great Nick Harvey.
Hey, I didn't know midgets could have large appendages, alright?!Jamez wrote:I think Andy went on a site called 'Small Twinks' and found that even they had considerably larger penis' than him. Bless his northern socks.
Hyma, that would drive anyone to mental illness. He only showed it to me because he mistook me for a 12 year old.Hymagumba wrote:I heard he saw James Martin's todger and went mad
Joke about not getting laid? From you? Really?babyben wrote:Did someone not get laid?
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There are no Comet stores here - they were closed down about 10 years ago, clearly just before this rebrand business started.
I was in a local formerly (and still branded as) Safeway store which is currently run by Morrisons and contains all their products and offers, but which must be at just about the point of conversion to Asda because there were complete aisles of nothingness this week.
In this town of 10000, other local stores are the Co-Op (with a piss-poor selection of goods and with aisles not big enough for two trolleys to pass because they've tried to squeeze too many things into too small a space and no parking outside), a nice Centra medium-sized supermarket/filling station combo, small Mace/Maxol filling station and a nasty Costcutters for the spidey estate. The town is on the verge of a Lidl revolution. With two major towns just 5 minutes away most people probably drive a few minutes to Tesco.
I was in a local formerly (and still branded as) Safeway store which is currently run by Morrisons and contains all their products and offers, but which must be at just about the point of conversion to Asda because there were complete aisles of nothingness this week.
In this town of 10000, other local stores are the Co-Op (with a piss-poor selection of goods and with aisles not big enough for two trolleys to pass because they've tried to squeeze too many things into too small a space and no parking outside), a nice Centra medium-sized supermarket/filling station combo, small Mace/Maxol filling station and a nasty Costcutters for the spidey estate. The town is on the verge of a Lidl revolution. With two major towns just 5 minutes away most people probably drive a few minutes to Tesco.
If that's the Bangor one, I can confirm (cos I'm sad like that) that it shuts after next weekend for its 3 weeks of "Asdaisation". That nugget of information comes from a your colleague's mother!marksi wrote:I was in a local formerly (and still branded as) Safeway store which is currently run by Morrisons and contains all their products and offers, but which must be at just about the point of conversion to Asda because there were complete aisles of nothingness this week.
I think they've finally completed the rollout of the new brand. It's finally appearing on their website, tv ads etc