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The same green as their 5p bags?

no, worse.

sadly I binned the uniform catalogue I was given by a friend. but there are *many* varieties and they're all hideous.

also good luck spotting a manager

My other half works at M&S and is already wearing the new uniform. Saves a lot on our electricity bill. Although it's infinitely preferable to the anonymous all-black they wore before, it COULD be a slightly less electric green. And why it should be shiny I've no idea.

Pete wrote: also good luck spotting a manager

Ah, a Tesco-esque "one team" uniform then? Cos that lasted SO well for Tesco (now we have managers in those awful stripey deckchair shirts and blouses instead...)

here is a photo from the staff mag. I can only presume the lady in the middle is doubled up in pain from the embarrassment of wearing such a preposterous outfit.

Pete wrote:

here is a photo from the staff mag. I can only presume the lady in the middle is doubled up in pain from the embarrassment of wearing such a preposterous outfit.

Where is that man's belt?! He just looks a state without it. -10 points

Beep wrote:

Pete wrote:

here is a photo from the staff mag. I can only presume the lady in the middle is doubled up in pain from the embarrassment of wearing such a preposterous outfit.

Where is that man's belt?! He just looks a state without it. -10 points

Beep, there are these things called braces...

The dress looks good. The rest is naff.

Is there a Morrisons anywhere in the country where they still have the revolutionary swivelling banana hanging cage in use ?

Yes...Morecambe's delightful store...

Is that the one next to whatever's left of Frontierland? I think Morrisons actually own that site, but haven't done anything with it (or at least didn't until recently).