Who is the Metropol Twitter Updater?

[Sput]

Tsk Malpass. I'd stop thinking you were stupid if you stopped saying stupid things.

[Malpass93]

Tsk Malpass. I'd stop thinking you were stupid if you stopped saying stupid things.

So it's not you then.

The plot thickens...

[Jake]

We all know its you Malpass, stop trying to deceive us all.

[Malpass93]

We all know its you Malpass, stop trying to deceive us all.

IT'S NOT ME, I HATE CAPS LOCK.

[/deliberate irony]

[Malpass93]

Gotta be Nini now, she always writes my name in lower-case. Can't be me, I wouldn't do that.

[TG]

Not convinced. I like Nini. Metrotwitter was more...overreactionary. Nini's cleverer than that.

[Jake]

Gotta be Nini now, she always writes my name in lower-case. Can't be me, I wouldn't do that.

What an elaborate double bluff

[Malpass93]

Gotta be Nini now, she always writes my name in lower-case. Can't be me, I wouldn't do that.

What an elaborate double bluff

Didn't think of that. I'm more devious than I thought!

[Sput]

TSK. I DID NOT WRITE THAT.

I suppose it's been through virtually everyone else now, had to be my turn sooner or later.

[marksi]

I've been following updates on the plane crash at Schipol on Twitter and from this seat (which can see all incoming agency wire feeds) Twitter is faster than any of the wires by more than 10 minutes with pictures and reports.

[Nini]

CITIZEN JOURNALISM!