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jrothwell97 wrote:

Sput wrote:Hmmm, but does it count as a duplicate account? Technically it's created on behalf of another entity!

I still have to be convinced that msk91 isn't in fact a genetically modified mouse sat in front of a minaturised screen, keyboard and mouse.

Mental :roll:

nodnirG kraM wrote:

Mouse wrote:Mental :roll:

Oh well, I never, was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees?

Got any songs written about you, herr Mouse?

Mr.Mistoffelees is a stoopid name for a cat!

Me and the lads have been having a little jamming session. We're rehearsing 3 blind mice. Who wants to be the muse when you can be the STAR!

This means my Oscar has to join too. He's been an avid viewer for years.

Not to mention brown chap (small b).

Mr Cadbury would almost count as a founder member.

He was 12 yesterday, by the way, for anyone who's interested.

Nick Harvey wrote:Not to mention brown chap (small b).

Mr Cadbury would almost count as a founder member.

He was 12 yesterday, by the way, for anyone who's interested.

12 in dog years or human years?

btw what breed is he? He looks abit like a chocolate German short hair pointer in the pics i've seen.

nodnirG kraM wrote:Well isn't it high time he started posting bollocks in the Mocks forum?

Could be difficult. He hasn't had any for eleven-and-a-half of those years.

He DOES produce an awful lot of anagram of carp, though. I'm sure that would be acceptable in Mocks.

miss hellfire wrote:12 in dog years or human years?

what breed is he?

Twelve in human; eighty-four in dog.



Labrador. Nothing else; he's got one of those pedimegree things.

Mouse has a pedigree ( and one of those stoopid pedigee name things - i'll let him tell you what it is) and his bollox. He's being good so i'm sparing him the vets for the time being. Only because we're at the moment in talks about prostituting him then getting a cut of the sale of the babies. He's all for that he can't see how he can lose.

Nick Harvey wrote:

nodnirG kraM wrote:Well isn't it high time he started posting bollocks in the Mocks forum?

Could be difficult. He hasn't had any for eleven-and-a-half of those years.

He DOES produce an awful lot of anagram of carp, though. I'm sure that would be acceptable in Mocks.

miss hellfire wrote:12 in dog years or human years?

what breed is he?

Twelve in human; eighty-four in dog.

*tut tut* one human year does not equal seven dog years. Otherwise dogs that live to twenty (which quite a few do) would have an average age of 140 dog years.

Carry on like that and Mr Cadbury & Oscar will join up and with Them 2 and Mouse on your case you won't live to see your next birthday. Grrrrr!! Hissspsst!!

Mr Cadbury will go for throat while Oscar goes for the ankles and when your down Mouse will scratch your eyes out. Or they will just lick you to death. Either way you're a LOSER!!

Nick Harvey wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:12 in dog years or human years?

what breed is he?

Twelve in human; eighty-four in dog.



Labrador. Nothing else; he's got one of those pedimegree things.

He's a pensioner! They do say a dog takes after its owner.
Does he like Mouses?

Mr Cadbury (Cadbury Brown Velvet Boy, son of Butwick Smart Move and Wispa Brown Velvet Girl) says he loves mouses for tea.