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Nick, do these "jingles" involve singing, or just talking?

Just the talking is from me.

The singing and music are done by others, far more capable.

I then ruin it by talking all over the top of it.

would this be a good time to upload the Nick Montage from a few years back?

I'm sure there's at least one person on here who still has all of the old Metromocks I produced between 2003-2006!

They would be good to hear again coz I don't have any of them. Booo!

I just rooted around the upload service as I could've sworn there were some.

What the fuck is this? http://gorillaenterprises.co.uk/upload/ ... =gayvm.mp3

And this: http://gorillaenterprises.co.uk/upload/ ... _real2.mp3

James Hall with an appallingly bad mock of BBC News.

The fat effeminate cunt.

I wonder if I have even been mention in his blogs?

Haha! I remember the second one - which was admittedly fairly poor - I can't remember quite when it's from though.

The first one sounds like someone who's fairly drunk trying to be funny.

Jamez where the fuck are all your mocks? I'm not listening to my own inferior shit any longer.

James: IF you actually *read* the thread instead of spending all your time trying to rhyme words with terms meaning 'gay', you'd realise the whole reason this conversation is happening is that Jamez doesn't fucking know.

nick, will you be sacrificing your new years celebrations to post january's comment dead on 00:00 gmt?