Metropol

StuartPlymouth wrote:Yes, it's evident in every post I make to Hyma, you caught me out!

I confess.... (as if)

Pete, apparently I loved you intensely from a year before I ever saw your blurbs on Metropol? The passion was so extreme that I couldn't contain myself, and never have been able to since! I'm surpirsed nobody has noticed!

In fact Hyma, Stuart loved you so much that you're the only reason he joined Metropol in the first place.

Alas, Stuart was suffering delusions at the time and thought you were funny back then but thinks you're vicious now. I wouldn't worry though, you're not missing much.

It's still a bit sick though isn't it Stuart? And you're actually paranoid about that sort of thing aren't you, to the point where you were convinced I was a covert officer from the police child protection unit, who was on a mission to meet up with you and entrap you That kind of paranoia - coupled with the fact that you fancy 17 year olds - says a lot about you, Stuart.

I'm sorry but I couldn't find the link to your voice sample in that post chie. I'm sure it's just an oversight.

Sput wrote:I'm sorry but I couldn't find the link to your voice sample in that post chie. I'm sure it's just an oversight.

Chie wrote:

Netizen wrote:I think Chie should contribute to this thread, I'm intrigued to see if the sound matches the face and how odd that would be.

It's a shame I don't have a microphone, otherwise I would happily oblige.

An oversight on your part obviously.

Ah yes, my mistake. It's a shame microphones are hard to come by: almost as hard as principles.

Sput wrote:Ah yes, my mistake. It's a shame microphones are hard to come by: almost as hard as principles.

You expect me to go and spend £10 on a microphone just so you can hear my voice? I don't think so.

£3 in tesco, or perhaps you could use a phone / cam and extract the audio. you'd know all about only extracting part of a post wouldn't you

Sput wrote:almost as hard as principles.

Hymagumba wrote:£3 in tesco, or perhaps you could use a phone / cam and extract the audio. you'd know all about only extracting part of a post wouldn't you

Sput wrote:almost as hard as principles.

The audio quality from a £3 microphone or a video camera wouldn't be good enough though.

What do you want me to say anyway? I'm not reading the alphabet. I want to do the Six o'clock news headlines, but wouldn't like to attempt such a thing without using a proper microphone.

Don't be silly, it's only a clip for a small internet website, you're not doing the voice over for The X Factor and as such don't need an ISDN studio.

I note that he's very concerned about audio quality yet had no fears about posting a low res webcam image with his face glowing blue.

I think the laminate is peeling

Ack, I don't fucking care if you record it through a cup and some string, just record something and be done with it.

Eek, your new avvie scares me a little Gav. Must be the StuPly stare.