Metropol

Beautiful. And, I'm pleased to see that it's not in low quality JPG format, like you see on some of those cheap sites.

miss hellfire wrote:If yes can i come work for you please?

You can come and trim my beard on the third Tuesday of each month.

And if you don't ask if I need anything for the weekend, then I won't ask if you're pregnant.

Nick Harvey wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:If yes can i come work for you please?

You can come and trim my beard on the third Tuesday of each month.

Ah, another willing applicant to Nick Harvey's concubine army!

What is Nicks job, farmer springs to mind for some reason, then again i dont think we've ever had a farmer on here before, not that i know off.

onetrickpony wrote:What is Nicks job, farmer springs to mind for some reason, then again i dont think we've ever had a farmer on here before, not that i know off.

After Nick's argument with a farmer on the topic of "Free range eggs" that weren't free, I think it's clear that Nick and farmers have two very different mindsets!

Oh i see, infarmer

Mr.Nick could just be an alter ego, the real poster could be a 17 year old geek! Highly unlikley, but its amazing what you can do nowadays.

A farmer buys some sheep to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant so he calls a vet for help.

The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means, but not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down in the grass when they are pregnant.

The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep.

So, he loads the sheep into his Landrover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he thinks that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Landrover again.

He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls limply into bed.

The next morning, he can't even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep.

He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying on the grass yet. "No" she says, "they're all in the Landrover and one of them is beeping the horn".

Nick Harvey wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:If yes can i come work for you please?

You can come and trim my beard on the third Tuesday of each month.

And if you don't ask if I need anything for the weekend, then I won't ask if you're pregnant.

Can i stay in that pretty cottage for a day or 2 once a month if i agree to this very tempting offer.
and the modern Barber offers Viagra these days to the senior citizen when asking if he wants something for the weekend.

Alexia wrote:Nope...

Mark initially posted a basic mock video sequence showing what may happen if BBC 1 didnt join News 24 overnight. Basically it consisted of the Music Video Dancers ident, segueing into a BBC1 menu overlaid on some slowed-down blurred BBC1 dancing idents, with traditional test-card Muzak over it. A simple, but effective idea.

This eventually got expanded in the second mock. Mr Grindon, in a tasteful brown shirt, overlaid himself on a weather broadcast (old gfx, pre-Google Earth Ripoff) and ended with the cheesiest grin you'll ever see. This then segued again back into Music Video, complete with a "coming up at 6am breakfast, at 9am City Hospital" etc announcement. Then we heard the BBC-issue national anthem over the blurred, slowed-down idents, and again the menu appeared.

I'll dig it out somewhere and post it when I get five minutes.

Have you found it yet?

miss hellfire wrote:

Alexia wrote:Nope...

Mark initially posted a basic mock video sequence showing what may happen if BBC 1 didnt join News 24 overnight. Basically it consisted of the Music Video Dancers ident, segueing into a BBC1 menu overlaid on some slowed-down blurred BBC1 dancing idents, with traditional test-card Muzak over it. A simple, but effective idea.

This eventually got expanded in the second mock. Mr Grindon, in a tasteful brown shirt, overlaid himself on a weather broadcast (old gfx, pre-Google Earth Ripoff) and ended with the cheesiest grin you'll ever see. This then segued again back into Music Video, complete with a "coming up at 6am breakfast, at 9am City Hospital" etc announcement. Then we heard the BBC-issue national anthem over the blurred, slowed-down idents, and again the menu appeared.

I'll dig it out somewhere and post it when I get five minutes.

Have you found it yet?

On an unrelated note lorns, good to see you've graced us with some of your face. Can we expect the rest of it some time soon?

Yes, why not upload your current msn picture?