Metropol

Hymagumba wrote:well that's the way a moron would read it.

Are you calling me a moron, you rancid heap of sheep's droppings?

erm, yes

Then it's pea-shooters at dawn. I'll stand down on the front at Bowness-on-Solway and you can stand over your side in Jockland. First one to three hits is the winner.

Huh. You weren't there, so I win.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That was so funny. Hilarious that was, yup.


This form of wit goes by the name of sarcasm.

*BRINGS SLAB OF BATTENBURG TO THE TABLE*

Ladies, it has come to my attention that a number of TV Forums "newest members" are somewhat dubious if their choice of name are anything to go by.

Take for instance the one showing now on the front page, I can't bring myself to repeat it, but there was an equally such offensive name earlier today as well.

Should we take action ? The place is obviously under siege.

do u think i should phone the police?

Don't worry, I've no doubt the sadministrator will deal with it.

*brings christmas log*

The thing I fear most is that a group of vigilantes whom are not members of this group may try to join up with "sensible" names such as "BBC nooz roolz innit" in a repeat of the horror that was "operation cleanup" when Spiring's mates came and spammed the board.

Back then the soderation at least had a go at these morons for their actions but I fear if a reprise was to occur then the people involved may be promoted to the post of soderator themselves.

Well, amusingly someone has just joined called 'Cumlover', so I fear another winter of discontent has begun.

Oh no, I take it back. The name is 'Cumslut', that's not so bad :-s