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Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Wed 29 Apr, 2009 20.23
by Jovis
I agree, enough jokes for now.
I'll come bacon Friday.
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Wed 29 Apr, 2009 20.26
by Sput
Far finer jokes are available at the Daily Mash
Meanwhile the editor of Daily Mail was last night under observation in a central London hospital after suffering what witnesses say was a 'cataclysmic ejaculation'.
A source said: "He got more and more engorged as the details came in and then, when we got the Brubaker quotes, he went all cross-eyed, fell backwards off his chair and his trousers exploded. There was spunk everywhere."
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Wed 29 Apr, 2009 21.20
by Lorns
Jovis wrote:I agree, enough jokes for now.
I'll come bacon Friday.
Trottering out the old gags Jovie
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Wed 29 Apr, 2009 21.39
by Jovis
Yes, I suppose it is in pork taste.
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Wed 29 Apr, 2009 22.08
by Nick Harvey
He always was a bit of a ham.
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Wed 29 Apr, 2009 22.14
by Ronnie Rowlands
I was lying before by the way. Snout wrong with me!
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Thu 30 Apr, 2009 11.52
by James Vertigan
I'm wondering why we apparently now have to remember 'cat shit' when we sneeze or cough, according to these new adverts.
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Sat 02 May, 2009 20.58
by Lorns
I blame mad scientists for starting this panicdemic. Have you noticed how some scientists have been wearing gas masks for some considerable time. * casts my eyes upon sputs avatar and leaky lab*
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Sat 02 May, 2009 20.59
by Sput
Nah, I work mainly with fungi that give you bronchitis and pneumonia. Don't look at me!
I mean it, don't look at me: that's how diseases are spread these days.
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Sat 02 May, 2009 22.12
by Lorns
Aha! I'm gonna tell the editor of the daily mail. They'll buy any story dontchaknow.
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Sat 09 May, 2009 19.11
by Lorns
There has been some dodgy emails going round claiming to be from DEFRA about not eating tinned pork. Don't worry they're just SPAM.