Well done on Isonstine becoming a Moderator
well done on hym on being an Moderator up till now
Ison: now with mod goodness!
According to An Inspector Calls (my GCSE English Literature text), swallowing disinfectant kills you.Stuart* wrote:I hope you scrubbed and disinfected your tongue after posting that, Malpass.Malpass93 wrote:Great job done Hyma, and good luck to Ison.![]()
A young woman swallowed some disinfectant. Burned her inside out, of course.

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PLEASE stop referencing the GCSE education system. I have BEEN through this system like many other members here and done precisely these uninspired texts and have no desire to be reminded of it endlessly with your sonnets and play referencing and so on.
At the risk of being told to stop "brown-nosing", I'm going to agree with you. I can't stand An Inspector Calls, the AQA Anthology, and pretty much EVERYTHING else in the GCSE course. That being said, I've still got to do it.cdd wrote:PLEASE stop referencing the GCSE education system. I have BEEN through this system like many other members here and done precisely these uninspired texts and have no desire to be reminded of it endlessly with your sonnets and play referencing and so on.

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Indeed, shut up Malpass, go and matriculate elsewhere.
I don't believe that my post advocated swallowing disinfectant - or anything else you may encounter during your leisure activities for that matter.Malpass93 wrote:According to An Inspector Calls (my GCSE English Literature text), swallowing disinfectant kills you.Stuart* wrote:I hope you scrubbed and disinfected your tongue after posting that, Malpass.Malpass93 wrote:Great job done Hyma, and good luck to Ison.![]()
Perhaps I should be grateful that you are only putting *words* in my mouth

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