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Chie wrote:

Hymagumba wrote:and what do yours ooze exactly? KY Jelly; all the better to rape innocent patrons of public transport with? Such a lovely impression to give of oneself, certainly people have been telling me how much they enjoy your newly sleazified persona. Back to basics, that's what I say. Was more tolerable when you were just troutie in training.

One joking, passing remark and all of a sudden I'm 'sleazy'??

Someone is taking themselves far too seriously here, and for once it isn't me.

You seem to be taking him seriously

Hymagumba wrote:i count three

Well I'll tell you what, Hyma. You put a recording on here and we'll see whether you sound soothingly sexy or like a complete retard. No need though, because we both know which one it'll be - hence why you turn so bitter when I compliment other people.

They're better than you Hyma, and so am I. I bet it kills you to realise that.

Sput wrote:You seem to be taking him seriously

I'm thinking he's the even more frigid reincarnation of Mary Whitehouse, to be quite honest.

Chie wrote:

Hymagumba wrote:i count three

Well I'll tell you what, Hyma. You put a recording on here and we'll see whether you sound soothingly sexy or like a complete retard. No need though, because we both know which one it'll be - hence why you turn so bitter when I compliment other people.

Actually, hyma did a VERY snazzy video-commentary of a car journey the last time this thread came around.

I love how you're trying to enrage Hyma by saying these things Chair.

Chie wrote:

Hymagumba wrote:i count three

Well I'll tell you what, Hyma. You put a recording on here and we'll see whether you sound soothingly sexy or like a complete retard. No need though, because we both know which one it'll be - hence why you turn so bitter when I compliment other people.

They're better than you Hyma, and so am I. I bet it kills you to realise that.

Sput wrote:You seem to be taking him seriously

I'm thinking he's the even more frigid reincarnation of Mary Whitehouse, to be quite honest.

What an idiot you are. To garner respect you have to insult the people we HATE, not the ones we love to bits. Yes I admit it I'm deeply in love with Hyma. And the rest of you respectable Metropolitan types. Love to you all (except Richie).

Jovis wrote:I love how you're trying to enrage Hyma by saying these things Chair.

It's not difficult is it. I only have to compliment somebody (more deserving than he) and my face gets turned upside down.

Isonstine wrote:What an idiot you are. To garner respect you have to insult the people we HATE, not the ones we love to bits. Yes I admit it I'm deeply in love with Hyma. And the rest of you respectable Metropolitan types. Love to you all (except Richie).

I don't like insulting people unless they insult me first.

Can I insult Mr Plymouth though? He used to be deeply in love with Hyma as well. That was about four years ago, when Hyma was 17 and StuPlym was 34. Now as you know, I'm not one to turn down a mature gentleman. But that's just fucking wrong.

Lee wrote:Even the camp voicemail is rather tame compared to Bail's sparkly Christmas card with love and kisses

Bastard!

I shall spend my Friday plotting.

Chie wrote:Can I insult Mr Plymouth though?

No, and why?

Chie wrote:He used to be deeply in love with Hyma as well. That was about four years ago, when Hyma was 17 and StuPlym was 34.

Yes, it's evident in every post I make to Hyma, you caught me out!

I confess.... (as if)

Pete, apparently I loved you intensely from a year before I ever saw your blurbs on Metropol? The passion was so extreme that I couldn't contain myself, and never have been able to since! I'm surpirsed nobody has noticed!

StuartPlymouth wrote:You sent me some examples of your voice once, Mr Wells. You sound very professional, and rather sexy!

If being told by The Man from Del Cera he has a sexy voice didn't send a ice cold chill down his spine, nothing will.

cdd wrote:Actually, hyma did a VERY snazzy video-commentary of a car journey the last time this thread came around.

oh yes, forgot about that.

I notice Chie doesn't offer to upload himself when demanding that I do so, but then I am the one who is jealous of him as we all know so well.

Chie wrote:

Jovis wrote:I love how you're trying to enrage Hyma by saying these things Chair.

It's not difficult is it. I only have to compliment somebody (more deserving than he) and my face gets turned upside down

All that blood rushing to your head makes your face look sooo much pinker.