Valentine's day

[Gluben]

I'm spending the afternoon in the company of my cousin and his first girlfriend, and then going back home to do nothing.

Bizarre.

Are you sure your cousin actually wants you to be hanging round with him and his new girlfriend? If he does, then he's obviously a LOT more tolerant than me. I'd tell you to fuck off and get your own girlfriend to spend time with on Valentines Day.

No it was his idea actually. Maybe he just feels sorry for me. But your point is understandable. Just wish I could find my own girlfriend.

[Finn]

Just wish I could find my own girlfriend.

Where was the last place you know you had her?

Have you looked down the back of the sofa?

[Gavin Scott]

I'm spending the afternoon in the company of my cousin and his first girlfriend, and then going back home to do nothing.

Bizarre.

Are you sure your cousin actually wants you to be hanging round with him and his new girlfriend? If he does, then he's obviously a LOT more tolerant than me. I'd tell you to fuck off and get your own girlfriend to spend time with on Valentines Day.

No it was his idea actually. Maybe he just feels sorry for me. But your point is understandable.

No it fucking isn't.

Only a certain type of man dumps his friends whenever a new bit of fanny rolls into his life. Decent folk tend to maintain their friendships and lovers all at the same time - and it sounds like your cousin is a decent sort.

[Gluben]

Just wish I could find my own girlfriend.

Where was the last place you know you had her?

Have you looked down the back of the sofa?

Yep, and I only found 20p and a packet of Wrigley's Extra. That'll do I suppose.

But yes, Gav, he is decent, and I wish him well. And obviously when I say "my own girlfriend", I obviously mean I haven't lost one because I've never had one. Obviously.

I guess it's a shame I haven't had any Valentine's Day cards, or Facebook dedications or whatever, but then I don't really care too much. It is just another day, after all.

[Gavin Scott]

But yes, Gav, he is decent, and I wish him well. And obviously when I say "my own girlfriend", I obviously mean I haven't lost one because I've never had one. Obviously.

I guess it's a shame I haven't had any Valentine's Day cards, or Facebook dedications or whatever, but then I don't really care too much. It is just another day, after all.

Could be worse - you could get a card off your mum like I did as a child. Your time will come.

Don't underestimate your own value - and don't be so ready to agree with some of the comments posted here.

[Jamez]

Only a certain type of man dumps his friends whenever a new bit of fanny rolls into his life.

I don't disagree with that. But on Valentines day, of all days, most people who are in a relationship want to spend time by themselves and not have 'hangers-on' getting in the way. There are 364 other days of the year for making time for mates.

I just think you're being deliberately contentious.

[Gavin Scott]

Only a certain type of man dumps his friends whenever a new bit of fanny rolls into his life.

I don't disagree with that. But on Valentines day, of all days, most people who are in a relationship want to spend time by themselves and not have 'hangers-on' getting in the way.

Except of course for you, who preferred to wolf pizza for one and watch telly while she dressed up to get you in the mood. What a nu-age man you are.

I just think you're being deliberately contentious.

Its quite possible, but I wasn't the one who said, "I'd tell you to fuck off and get your own girlfriend to spend time with on Valentines Day."

Contentious I may be, but I'm not cruel.

[cdd]

Just wish I could find my own girlfriend.

Where was the last place you know you had her?

Have you looked down the back of the sofa?

Eww!

[Lorns]

No kitten today, so no nosh up for him. All i got was a lousy Toblerone. Well not lousy i love Toblerone. Maybe he's gonna come home with a new big cat for me tonight. Like a new Jaguar.

[Lorns]

Hymas been quiet for a while. Hope Mr Hyma has whisked him off on a Valentines dirty week away. That would explain why we're still on the back up server.

[Pete]

we're still on the backup server because the gormless proper hosts are now requesting that I change the DNS server back so they can check out what is wrong the the main server.

Quite how they are unable to check something ON THEIR OWN SERVER is beyond me.