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Well I'm beginning to think that although it is legal tender, shops etc have the right to ask for it without the laminate, which is of course impossible to provide...

Jovis wrote:If you glue your head to an iron then turn it on, Tony Blair writes you a cheque for £50. Fact.

I thought about it Jovis, but I then I got a cheque for £50 from Comet through the door instead. Should I complain?

At once.

Jovis wrote:At once.

Nah! My "complaint letter" got me the compo. I'll settle methinks!

if you never phoned Claims direct then yo may have lost out!

barcode wrote:if you never phoned Claims direct then yo may have lost out!

I am pleased to confirm that I am not "a visually ignorant fat woman eating a large pastie which blocked my field of vision when walking passed a sign saying 'slippery floor'", so I don't qualify!

StuartPlymouth wrote:visually ignorant

I like this term.

Sput wrote:

StuartPlymouth wrote:visually ignorant

I like this term.

That's made my year already!

It's all downhill from here then Stu!

I just about say that!

Oh Sput, how quickly your words came true, even in just this thread.