Metropol

Not really, I'm 23 on the 5th.

The ditch I plan to fall arse over tit into has thorns and nettles.

I've got a date with an aromatic duck tonight.I guess the rest of metropol have a life and is ooot and aboot on a sat night.

Toilet duck?

miss hellfire wrote:I've got a date with an aromatic duck tonight.I guess the rest of metropol have a life and is ooot and aboot on a sat night.

the night is young hellfire. i wouldn't like to think this forum contains people who arrive early to their social soirees on a saturday night. it is positively frowned upon to turn up before eleven, and extremely common to egress before four at the very earliest. i'd imagine theres an awful lot of hair straightening (or beard straightening in the case of nick) going on right now in metropol land.

In which case i hope they're using thermaprotector and a little wax or gel. As a little does go alongway. Hark at me dishing out style advice at 9pm with nowhere to go.

I'm getting old. Watching streetwars and reminicsing the good ole days of our village bobby. Stan the man he was called. You didn't mess with Stan. Who was then replaced with Phil the Bill. He was another strong arm of the law.

Mind you i did stay out till 11pm on a weeknight the other day.

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I'm surprised that I'm actually in quite a good mood whilst hungover to buggery, and a little achey after waking up on my mates floor next to the cat. As you do.

rts wrote:a little achey after waking up on my mates floor next to the cat.

You must have been plastered! I've heard of waking up next to an uggo, but that's not even legal!

Uggo you say? Would that count as bestiality?

rts wrote:Uggo you say? Would that count as bestiality?

Depends if it's a cat or not!

I could make a pussy joke, but I'll resist temptation.

i bet your humour won't be half as dry as my pussy, Mr.Humphries.