Metropol

miss hellfire wrote:

Katnap wrote:

cwathen wrote:And frankly, once I become an old fart like you Kat, I don't know what I'll do

Start mowing over disrespectful yoofs with your zimmer frame?

Honestly Kat. Zimmer frames are sooo yesterday!!

It's retro, innit?

StuartPlymouth wrote:I seem to remember a sketch on BBC THREE a while back which showed some geriatrics doing a "smash and grab" raid on their local supermarket in those motorised carts (all wearing hoodies of course). I'll be doing that before you!

That sounds similar to an Irn Bru ad from a few years ago.

I've decided that I'm going to be like Grandma Giles when I'm a very old fart, so I'll probably upgrade to a scooter and do some terrorising that way.

miss hellfire wrote:Happy Birthday!

I was in Paris for my 20th.

Part of the liberation forces?

Warning! Warning!... We've got a lively one here.

Marcus wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:Happy Birthday!

I was in Paris for my 20th.

Part of the liberation forces?

Hahahaha!

Nick Harvey spent his 20th on board a cruise liner called the Caparthia. He wasn't too happy when it had to be diverted to some rescue mission, though.

Jamez wrote:

Marcus wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:Happy Birthday!

I was in Paris for my 20th.

Part of the liberation forces?

Hahahaha!

Nick Harvey spent his 20th on board a cruise liner called the Caparthia. He wasn't too happy when it had to be diverted to some rescue mission, though.

I thought that on his twentieth, the Caparthia only existed as minute bacteria swimming about the Earth in oceans of nitrogen.

jrothwell97 wrote:Nick Harvey spent his 20th on board a cruise liner called the Caparthia. He wasn't too happy when it had to be diverted to some rescue mission, though.

I thought that on his twentieth, the Caparthia only existed as minute bacteria swimming about the Earth in oceans of nitrogen.[/quote]

When (If) you reach your twentieth birthday, you may realise there's a subtle line between friendly joshing from someone who's 'earned' the right and 'funny' insults from someone who should be seen and not heard...

Neil Green wrote:

jrothwell97 wrote:Nick Harvey spent his 20th on board a cruise liner called the Caparthia. He wasn't too happy when it had to be diverted to some rescue mission, though.

I thought that on his twentieth, the Caparthia only existed as minute bacteria swimming about the Earth in oceans of nitrogen.

When (If) you reach your twentieth birthday, you may realise there's a subtle line between friendly joshing from someone who's 'earned' the right and 'funny' insults from someone who should be seen and not heard...[/quote]


LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!

miss hellfire wrote:LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!

Eh?

Neil Green wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!

Eh?

Lorna is referring to the fact that you and Nick both look similar in your avatars.

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:Lorna is referring to the fact that you and Nick both look similar in your avatars.

I'm nowhere near as nice as Sir Nick of the Harvey