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Posted: Sat 17 Mar, 2007 10.45
by Spencer For Hire
all new Phil wrote:Tut, James Martin always seemed so nice when he was on Ready Steady Cook.
*OBVIOUS JOKE ABOUT JM SHARING HIS NAME WITH A CELEBRITY CHEF*
I've met the celebrity chef in question, and I can honestly say he was one of the rudest men I've ever had the misfortune to meet.
Perhaps they are related after all.
Posted: Sat 17 Mar, 2007 10.54
by Square Eyes
all new Phil wrote:Tut, James Martin always seemed so nice when he was on Ready Steady Cook.
*OBVIOUS JOKE ABOUT JM SHARING HIS NAME WITH A CELEBRITY CHEF*
Maybe James Martin would have been more tolerable had he signed up to Metropol as Anthony Worrall Thompson ?
Posted: Sat 17 Mar, 2007 12.01
by Pete
Square Eyes wrote:all new Phil wrote:Tut, James Martin always seemed so nice when he was on Ready Steady Cook.
*OBVIOUS JOKE ABOUT JM SHARING HIS NAME WITH A CELEBRITY CHEF*
Maybe James Martin would have been more tolerable had he signed up to Metropol as Anthony Worrall Thompson ?
but mdta still posts here
Posted: Sat 17 Mar, 2007 19.22
by Lorns
Nick Harvey wrote:miss hellfire wrote:And Mouse found this offensive. I should have shielded his eyes but i think he had blurred vision judging by the way they were watering.
Mr Cadbury says he could do it for Mr Mouse if you wish.
He learnt to play the scale of G on the piano off his uncle Simon May.
Mouse says Hisss! Psssst! Hiss! Which translates as - I aint letting no woofer near my crown jewels. He's got enough problems with my friends female version of Mr. Cadbury. She fancies a bit of Mouse and Cheese on toast. He's hoping hang on to his Charlies.
Posted: Sat 17 Mar, 2007 19.24
by Stuart*
Are you pi$$ed already Miss H ?
Posted: Sat 17 Mar, 2007 20.03
by Jamez
I suspect there's an army of men wandering around Folkestone with horrific haircuts.
Google Images text entered "Folkestone Haircut" and 5th image along we get...
Posted: Sat 17 Mar, 2007 20.19
by Lorns
Before i go. Stu No i'm not drunk yet and Jamez i have never met that head of hair before in my life EVER! Although he could do with visiting my salon. I could make him look more of a twat than he does already.
Posted: Sat 17 Mar, 2007 20.33
by James Martin
Jamez wrote:I suspect there's an army of men wandering around Folkestone with horrific haircuts.
Google Images text entered "Folkestone Haircut" and 5th image along we get...
IT'S HARRY POTTER!
Posted: Sat 17 Mar, 2007 20.36
by Katnap
If you want to see some disturbing hair, I'd recommend this.
http://www.mulletjunky.com/femullets.htm
Posted: Sat 17 Mar, 2007 21.01
by Johnny
Still stylish in America.
Posted: Sat 17 Mar, 2007 22.12
by Stuart*
It wasn't the hair I found disturbing in those pictures. They caused me to have terrible flashbacks to a programme I was watching on Discovery this afternoon about an American weighing 50 stone!