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Posted: Sat 21 Apr, 2007 22.34
by marbles333
1. The phone number of a hot date
2. My coursework fully completed and binded
3. Jennifer Aniston (unfortunately)
4. The Financial Times
5. A large ripe banana

Posted: Sat 21 Apr, 2007 23.21
by Nick Harvey
marbles333 wrote:2. My coursework fully completed and binded
1) My English Language coursework fully completed and bound.

Posted: Sun 22 Apr, 2007 00.21
by Gluben
Nick Harvey wrote:
marbles333 wrote:2. My coursework fully completed and binded
1) My English Language coursework fully completed and bound.
Easy there, Nick. He's only on twelve posts.

Still, it would be nice to see you in a linguistical fight with Stephen Fry.

Posted: Sun 22 Apr, 2007 00.30
by James H
bee bee see wrote:
Nick Harvey wrote:
marbles333 wrote:2. My coursework fully completed and binded
1) My English Language coursework fully completed and bound.
Easy there, Nick. He's only on twelve posts.

Still, it would be nice to see you in a linguistical fight with Stephen Fry.
It would be nice to see you in a fight with Mike Tyson.

Hopefully he'd bite your hands off as well so you would stop typing.

Posted: Sun 22 Apr, 2007 10.49
by marbles333
bee bee see wrote:
Nick Harvey wrote:
marbles333 wrote:2. My coursework fully completed and binded
1) My English Language coursework fully completed and bound.
Easy there, Nick. He's only on twelve posts.

Still, it would be nice to see you in a linguistical fight with Stephen Fry.
As a matter of fact, it is English Language work. I was originally writing something else and changed my mind at the last minute.

And BTW, what has a post count got to do with language skills? (and yes, I know its not standard English to use a fronted conjunction ;) )

Posted: Sun 22 Apr, 2007 11.56
by Nick Harvey
I fear most people failed to look up and, therefore, missed the low flying humour in that one.

It was the past tense of the verb to bind of which I was speaking.

Whilst I'm here, does anyone else enjoy Never Mind the Full Stops on BBC Four?

Posted: Sun 22 Apr, 2007 12.05
by Ronnie Rowlands
Nick Harvey wrote:I fear most people failed to look up and, therefore, missed the low flying humour in that one.

It was the past tense of the verb to bind of which I was speaking.

Whilst I'm here, does anyone else enjoy Never Mind the Full Stops on BBC Four?
I enjoy it, I'm a grammar Nazi. Hail grammar!

Posted: Sun 22 Apr, 2007 20.40
by Jamez
Ronnie Rowlands wrote:
Nick Harvey wrote:I fear most people failed to look up and, therefore, missed the low flying humour in that one.

It was the past tense of the verb to bind of which I was speaking.

Whilst I'm here, does anyone else enjoy Never Mind the Full Stops on BBC Four?
I enjoy it, I'm a grammar Nazi. Hail grammar!
It's a shame then that you've chosen to capitalise 'nazi'.

Posted: Mon 23 Apr, 2007 14.09
by Ronnie Rowlands
You do spell it with a capital letter...

Posted: Mon 23 Apr, 2007 14.14
by Sput
In which case you need to capitalise grammar too

Posted: Mon 23 Apr, 2007 14.28
by Ronnie Rowlands
Sput wrote:In which case you need to capitalise grammar too
What? Grammar is a normal word, and doesn't need a capital letter unless it's the start of a sentence. Nazi is a name.