Adverts that irritate and entertain

Gavin Scott · Mon 22 Dec, 2008 09.23

nodnirG kraM wrote:And if you buy that scent, you can look as smug as he.

I think his smugocity has more to do with his scrumptious body.

You can buy that too if you know a good surgeon.

Malpass93 · Mon 29 Dec, 2008 11.23

The National Accident Helpline adverts had always annoyed me, but now they've ripped my sig and used it for a slogan.

Me: "Trying to be sensible since 1993".
NAH: "Putting lives back together since 1993".

Nini · Mon 29 Dec, 2008 16.24

Malpass93 wrote:The National Accident Helpline adverts had always annoyed me, but now they've ripped my sig and used it for a slogan.

Me: "Trying to be sensible since 1993".
NAH: "Putting lives back together since 1993".

You're a fucking idiot.

Alarsne53 · Mon 29 Dec, 2008 17.10

I'm glad i wasn't the only one thinking it.

Sput · Mon 29 Dec, 2008 17.12

I'm thinking it doubly now.

Malpass93 · Tue 30 Dec, 2008 12.10

The sarcasm must have been lost on you all...

I wasn't ACTUALLY trying to make the point that they'd stolen it, they most likely didn't. I was trying to say that it is strange, a coincidence, if you will.

Sput · Tue 30 Dec, 2008 12.15

Malpass93 wrote:The sarcasm must have been lost on you all...

Stop it now. I can stand your sorry excuses for jokes but I can't stand you being all pompous when people don't laugh at a really, REALLY shit post.

Gavin Scott · Tue 30 Dec, 2008 12.25

Sput wrote:
Malpass93 wrote:The sarcasm must have been lost on you all...
Stop it now. I can stand your sorry excuses for jokes but I can't stand you being all pompous when people don't laugh at a really, REALLY shit post.

Err, can we knock this unpleasantness on the head please?

Shit joke or not, you're not compelled to reply.

Sput · Tue 30 Dec, 2008 12.37

Tsk gav, I'm not replying to a shit joke, I'm replying to malpass being a nob after no-one laughed. Now, "you're an idiot" in response to the joke is unpleasantness.

Gavin Scott · Tue 30 Dec, 2008 12.42

Sput wrote:Tsk gav, I'm not replying to a shit joke, I'm replying to malpass being a nob after no-one laughed. Now, "you're an idiot" in response to the joke is unpleasantness.

I think you'll find it was "You're a fucking idiot" by Nini. I tell you, if this were the kind of thing said in a pub (where there's always a rubbish joke being told), it would result in a smack in the gob.

I'm getting pretty close to doing it myself.

Sput · Tue 30 Dec, 2008 12.42

Yes, my bad. Damn page break combined with my laziness. Anyway, an annoying person in a pub getting called a fucking idiot is likely to be applauded.