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Attention seeker? Be like this dick and get a mask when you live in London...


I think we have a new metric to judge seriousness: the ratio of press photographers to stupid people (where the venn diagram doesn't overlap). Going by that, everything is fine

Christ look at the state of that scabby old rag he's using as a mask.

It probably reeks of Brasso.

Sputty's mask is much nicer.

I just remembered I have one of those big white paper suits in the cupboard from when I had to do shitty chicken farm monitoring. I wonder if I should take a walk into the centre of manchester and get photographed?

The main reason I dislike this man is that his earring, haircut and overly tryhard stubble makes me think he's a man that knows he's going to be photographed if he wears that.

Yay! Joint second in the league table!

I've got back pains. Does that mean that the spine flu has got me as well?

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:I've got back pains. Does that mean that the spine flu has got me as well?

Only if you've got a rasher as well!

Nick Harvey wrote:

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:I've got back pains. Does that mean that the spine flu has got me as well?

Only if you've got a rasher as well!

I shouldn't scratching it, really.

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:I shouldn't scratching it, really.

You'll need oinkment!

He's telling Porkies.

PLEASE people, calm down. This could go on for months and the puns and jokes are now almost exhausted.

All further humour on this subject should now be rationed.