Pig Flu - the swines !

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Attention seeker? Be like this dick and get a mask when you live in London...
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I think we have a new metric to judge seriousness: the ratio of press photographers to stupid people (where the venn diagram doesn't overlap). Going by that, everything is fine
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Christ look at the state of that scabby old rag he's using as a mask.

It probably reeks of Brasso.
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Sputty's mask is much nicer.
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I just remembered I have one of those big white paper suits in the cupboard from when I had to do shitty chicken farm monitoring. I wonder if I should take a walk into the centre of manchester and get photographed?

The main reason I dislike this man is that his earring, haircut and overly tryhard stubble makes me think he's a man that knows he's going to be photographed if he wears that.
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Yay! Joint second in the league table!
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I've got back pains. Does that mean that the spine flu has got me as well?
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Ronnie Rowlands wrote:I've got back pains. Does that mean that the spine flu has got me as well?
Only if you've got a rasher as well!
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Nick Harvey wrote:
Ronnie Rowlands wrote:I've got back pains. Does that mean that the spine flu has got me as well?
Only if you've got a rasher as well!
I shouldn't scratching it, really.
Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.

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Ronnie Rowlands wrote:I shouldn't scratching it, really.
You'll need oinkment!
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He's telling Porkies.
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PLEASE people, calm down. This could go on for months and the puns and jokes are now almost exhausted.

All further humour on this subject should now be rationed.
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