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Re: Fancy Ass Chairs
Posted: Wed 19 Nov, 2008 21.30
by Nini
It's too late!
Re: Fancy Ass Chairs
Posted: Wed 19 Nov, 2008 22.59
by timgraham
Ah! Hook. I forgot about that there, Elephant Man. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.
Re: Fancy Ass Chairs
Posted: Wed 26 Nov, 2008 10.13
by Gavin Scott
I may have found the table which will validate the chairs.
Maybe.
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Re: Fancy Ass Chairs
Posted: Wed 26 Nov, 2008 15.02
by not-ShowbizGuru
Remind anybody else of mutant spiders!

Re: Fancy Ass Chairs
Posted: Wed 26 Nov, 2008 17.52
by Alexia
They do have a certain War of the Worlds-esque quality to them, esp those kinky.... sorry kinked legs... but I say if it works, use it.
Remember not to over indulge on style over substance mind... if you're using it for board meetings etc, it'll need to be functional and withstand the pounding of fists.
And whatever else you'd use a Meeting Room table for.
Re: Fancy Ass Chairs
Posted: Thu 05 Feb, 2009 18.38
by Gavin Scott
So where were we...?
Didn't go for the table above. Decided on a glass top, sleek boardroom table, with a flat-bar brushed steel support . Its coming from Italy, and they're painting the back of the glass black. Or at least they were until someone else chimed in with an opinion. You'll see a white painted one on this year's Apprentice on the BBC, apparently.
However, today... one of our guests managed to smash the existing table when left alone in the room for 2 minutes. He couldn't say what he had done, but to be fair he looked like he was in shock.
Had to clean up metres and metres of safety glass, which turned into a trillion pieces. No one hurt, except me of course. Cut to ribbons.
On the plus side, I no longer need to dispose of it by another means, and we are insured for such things.
Oh yes - and one of the new chairs has been scratched badly and will need to be replaced.
So I might bring the damaged one home, and use it to lay clothes on, and such.
Re: Fancy Ass Chairs
Posted: Thu 05 Feb, 2009 19.15
by Nini
This is why we can't have nice things.
Re: Fancy Ass Chairs
Posted: Thu 05 Feb, 2009 22.05
by Lorns
Gavin Scott wrote:So where were we...?
Didn't go for the table above. Decided on a glass top, sleek boardroom table, with a flat-bar brushed steel support . Its coming from Italy, and they're painting the back of the glass black. Or at least they were until someone else chimed in with an opinion. You'll see a white painted one on this year's Apprentice on the BBC, apparently.
However, today... one of our guests managed to smash the existing table when left alone in the room for 2 minutes. He couldn't say what he had done, but to be fair he looked like he was in shock.
Had to clean up metres and metres of safety glass, which turned into a trillion pieces. No one hurt, except me of course. Cut to ribbons.
On the plus side, I no longer need to dispose of it by another means, and we are insured for such things.
Oh yes - and one of the new chairs has been scratched badly and will need to be replaced.
So I might bring the damaged one home, and use it to lay clothes on, and such.
I'd love to work in your offices Gav? They look so lush. Any vacancies for a barber and head and neck masseuse. I make a fab coffee and can shuffle paperwork.
I'm everso good at looking busy while doing nothing... Hehe.
Hope your wounds are ok. Is it true safety glass in not recyclable?
Re: Fancy Ass Chairs
Posted: Thu 05 Feb, 2009 22.18
by Finn
Nini wrote:This is why we can't have nice things.
Speak for yourself.
Some of us have fancy asses and are allowed to use fancy ass chairs.
Re: Fancy Ass Chairs
Posted: Thu 05 Feb, 2009 22.54
by Nini
My ass is not without it's charm also.
Re: Fancy Ass Chairs
Posted: Fri 06 Feb, 2009 17.49
by Finn
Nini wrote:My ass is not without it's charm also.
Do you have written testimony to this effect?