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There are lots of complaints about you in the Secret Forum. They've all been upheld. Everything is upheld there. Even the tales of Shane Richie and goldfish.

Sput wrote:There are lots of complaints about you in the Secret Forum. They've all been upheld. Everything is upheld there. Even the tales of Shane Richie and goldfish.

Well, in that case I'm surprised I haven't had 5 bullets to the head by now. Would that be inapprpriate, in-considerate or possibly offensive?

I believe the goldfish told the truth!

Sput wrote:There are lots of complaints about you in the Secret Forum. They've all been upheld.

Has that reappreared...oh dear!

Stuart* wrote:

AJ wrote:...got some cheap sweets to give out - only one or two callers came last year, which left me with
a load of chocolate to feast on

Mmmm...methinks AJ gets the sweets in, switches the lights off and scoffs all night

Sput wrote:I also have a big enough penis to not need a BMW to compensate.

Tsk! Don't brag, we all knew sweetie x x

Lorns wrote:Owch! you carving pumpkins with those claws of yours Stu?

No darling, I am more delicate than that!

Ugh, you're such a gay.

Isonstine wrote:Ugh, you're such a gay.

Fnaaaar! I hope there wasn't a hidden objection there, Ison , your collection of quotes is rather random.

Stuart* wrote:

Isonstine wrote:Ugh, you're such a gay.

Fnaaaar! I hope there wasn't a hidden objection there, Ison , your collection of quotes is rather random.

Pardon?

Stuart* wrote:Well, in that case I'm surprised I haven't had 5 bullets to the head by now.

I just need one more and I'll be set, hold your horses.

Stuart* wrote:Fnaaaar! I hope there wasn't a hidden objection there, Ison

Fnar indeed you prat. Now you're just doing a poorer imitation than before what with your non-sequitrs tagging along for good measure, just stop it.

Nini wrote:Now you're just doing a poorer imitation than before what with your non-sequitrs tagging along for good measure, just stop it.

Try to explain that....and justify it...if you can!

Fine you complete dick and when I'm done you can bat it away like you usually do when prompted with facts.

You come out with terms like "sweetie", "darling" and forum favourite "tsk" when you never ever come out with things like that, usually a emoticon fills that space for lack of anything witty. That says "he's trying to fit in with us gays and girls so much there" to me but don't bother to say as much, Ison comes out and makes the same sentiment known and then you come back with "fnaaaar" as if you're channelling a bad Kenneth Williams impersonator.

I still have no idea what that attempted innuendo you were making there was supposed to mean.

Nini wrote:Fine you complete dick and when I'm done you can bat it away like you usually do when prompted with facts.

You come out with terms like "sweetie", "darling" and forum favourite "tsk" when you never ever come out with things like that, usually a emoticon fills that space for lack of anything witty. That says "he's trying to fit in with us gays and girls so much there" to me but don't bother to say as much, Ison comes out and makes the same sentiment known and then you come back with "fnaaaar" as if you're channelling a bad Kenneth Williams impersonator.

I still have no idea what that attempted innuendo you were making there was supposed to mean.

There wasn't one, and bless you for being antagonised about it.

*throws chew stick*

Then what in the silly fuck does "Fnaaaar! I hope there wasn't a hidden objection there, Ison , your collection of quotes is rather random." mean? It's worse than trying to decipher a Barcy post.

That's not fair to barcy. At least you knew he was trying to say something coherent originally.