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Nick Harvey wrote:

Lorns wrote:I do hate people who smack their lips while eating!

A typical comment from some young person

Have i ever told you how much i love you?'

Now about this blow thingy. I'll pm you about that. I'll be loitering round Cardiff in the summer. Just don't tell Jamez 'coz he'll get jealous.

Lorns wrote:I do hate people who smack their lips while eating as well as those who talk with their mouth full. Nothing worse than watching mastication or being sprayed with food. YUK!!

Or listening to it. Crisps and chewing gum should preferably be eaten with the mouth closed, save obvious exceptions. And I cant keep beans and spuds separate when I eat them. They inevitably decompose into a salted orangey mash. Which is delish with a chop.

Nick Harvey wrote:Whichever it is, the only way to exonerate yourself would be a perfect blow job!

I hate when i can't find the end of cling film. I always cut a staight edge with a knife, fold it back and then put it away neatly so i can find the beginning next time i want to use it. I hate people who just rip it any old how.
I hate shrink wrap too. Once i've opened it with brute force and ignorance, the cheese/ham etc gets wrapped in clingfilm with the Best before date bit.

That is why you need to invest in Benedetti cling film, the best cling film in the world. The plastic flap holds the end for you so you can't lose it (actually grips it, none of this sticky pad nonsense) and then there is a proper metal cutter that you push down and pull up in the style of industrial cling film machines. It's the most fabulous thing I've ever used and lasts for absolutely ages because its so damn long and you don't end up wasting 50% of it.

Available in Tesco.

Oooh that actually sounds quite fab. * Licks pencil nib & adds to shopping list*. I've tried other dispensing machines for bacofoil and cling film but they have failed. I quite like the sound of the guilotine effect.
I'd love one of those proper cheesecutters that heats the wire, so it slices through cheese like a hot knife through butter.

Lorns wrote:Oooh that actually sounds quite fab. * Licks pencil nib & adds to shopping list*.

I thought so too. Because I'm too bone-idle to go to Tesco I've just ordered the cling-film and foil dispensers on line

StuartPlymouth wrote:I thought so too. Because I'm too bone-idle to go to Tesco I've just ordered the cling-film and foil dispensers on line

And paid an absolute fortune for the delivery.

Have you worked out the cost of the cling-film per metre, including the delivery charge of between £3.75 and £6.25?

Not exactly good value for money.

Nick Harvey wrote:And paid an absolute fortune for the delivery.

Not if you consider the fact that a trip to Tesco would cost at least £5 each way in a taxi.