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Katnap wrote:On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horse begged for the chicken to go and get the farmer for help.

The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping that he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW. He managed to get a hold of the rope that the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the BMW, the chicken then drove slowly forward and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse.

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse thought a moment, then walked over and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his penis and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the horse lifted him out of the puddle, saving his life.

The moral of this story? When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Johnny wrote:

GNiel wrote:

Johnny wrote: at least one horse each year involved in the Grand National get put down.

In the style of Dr. Perry Cox (from Scrubs) Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong Wrong.

2002 and 2007 being the obvious examples.

The horses are more likely to be killed crossing the road.

Thanks for clearing that up, glad none were put down this year.

BTW would that be Dr. Cox saying that in the style of the big ben chimes