Five things that are NOT on your desk right now

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Alcohol
Weed
The number of someone I can shag tonight
A credit card that's not maxed-out
Letters that don't demand money
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StuartPlymouth wrote:Alcohol
Weed
The number of someone I can shag tonight
A credit card that's not maxed-out
Letters that don't demand money
I have 4 from your list on my desk/coffee table right now.
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miss hellfire wrote:
StuartPlymouth wrote:Alcohol
Weed
The number of someone I can shag tonight
A credit card that's not maxed-out
Letters that don't demand money
I have 4 from your list on my desk/coffee table right now.
I take it it's meant to be tricky for us to guess which ones? :P
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Nate J wrote:
miss hellfire wrote: I have 4 from your list on my desk/coffee table right now.
I take it it's meant to be tricky for us to guess which ones? :P
I bet Miss Hellfire has everything but the weed on her desk :D
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Miss Hellfire weed on her desk?!

Oh sorry, read that wrong.
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Si-Co wrote:Miss Hellfire weed on her desk?!

Oh sorry, read that wrong.
Bit late.
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