Hymas winter kitchen menu.

[Nick Harvey]

Can you also do lightning from your fingers?

LWT paid an awful lot of money for that South Bank Show introduction!

[Pete]

I feel we're getting away from lauding sympathy on me. I'm still ill you know.

[Sput]

Good point, Hyma.

Poor, poor hyma, having hair that makes him look a bit like a turd that's just been pinched off.

[Nick Harvey]

A wee digression?

What, with Nick Harvey involved?

Shirley not!

Poor Hyma; poor, poor Hyma; poor, poor, poor Hyma.

My deepest sympathies.

[Pete]

Thank you all.

I must say I'm feeling better now. And even better since I discovered the one that I hate from my flat has gone home for the weekend. Therefore I can clean the flat to a spotless shine instead of attempting to clean and finding he messes everything up while I'm doing it.

cunt

[Lorns]

was it the Tesco fresh air that made you feel better?

[Pete]

was it the Tesco fresh air that made you feel better?

eyes darling

it's coz the twat is away

[Lorns]

You're all better! You're back on form. the Hyma we know and love is back!

[Lorns]

Thought i'd try oven baking sweet potatoes tonight. They had that little yellow reduced sticker on them that Tescos put on their goods, so i got them for £1. Bargain!
Not sure what to accompany them with, so i settled on chilli con carne. This could be interesting.

Edit:- It was shit! The baked sweet pots were nice, the chilli was nice but together it was crap.

[Lorns]

And for guaranteed lump free mashed potatoe. Oven bake potatoes instead of boiling them. All you have to do when ready is scoop the potatoe from the skins add a bit of your spread of choice and black pepper and hey presto lump free mash. Tastes great and really compliments a roasty.

[Sput]

That's GENIUS! I've been trying to get rid of those damned lumps for ages!