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Gavin Scott wrote:
Sput wrote:I tried some.

They tasted like bigfoot's dick.
I suppose that's moderately better than bigdick's foot.
Yes? I felt my ears burning...
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You're bigfoot's dick?

A bit specific, but it makes sense :)
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Not sure about these chrisps now. This thread is making me conjure all sorts of images in my mind.

Why are cheese and onion in yellow packets? Honestly! Cheese and Onion belong in Green packets.
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miss hellfire wrote:Not sure about these chrisps now. This thread is making me conjure all sorts of images in my mind.

Why are cheese and onion in yellow packets? Honestly! Cheese and Onion belong in Green packets.
I always assoicate Cheese and onion with Yellow - as thats what they have always been for me! none of this messing about with green or blue like walkers have.

Gavin Scott wrote:
Sput wrote:I tried some.

They tasted like bigfoot's dick.
I suppose that's moderately better than bigdick's foot.
Sput - did you manage to get the pubic hairs out from between your teeth when you sucked off bigfoot? was the bigfoot juces flowing - and more inportantly did you swallow?

Gavin: Feet are the WORST part of a persons body UGHHHHHHHH! would rather suck off bigfoot anyday than touch someones feet!
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Well Jamez tried to rape me one night when I was pissed, that's how I know. I can't get the stench of cheese off my clothes!
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Sput wrote:Well Jamez tried to rape me one night when I was pissed, that's how I know. I can't get the stench of cheese off my clothes!
I'd never rape you, Andrew.

You have a hairy bottom hole. That's what Ison told me.
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Sput wrote:Well Jamez tried to rape me one night when I was pissed
I'm rapidly going OFF the idea of this glass of wine on the evening of the 20th!
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Nick Harvey wrote:
Sput wrote:Well Jamez tried to rape me one night when I was pissed
I'm rapidly going OFF the idea of this glass of wine on the evening of the 20th!
It'll be ok, Nick, just make sure to keep it covered with a beer mat when you're not drinking it!
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Which way did he go in?
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Jamez wrote:You have a hairy bottom hole.
So does your mum. It didn't stop you then though.
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I feel we should pause he to think of how Jesus saved us all from these kind of conversations.
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