Is that the main office (Heaven) or the district office (Wiltshire)?Nick Harvey wrote:Applications please, on the back of a £50 note, to the usual address.Gavin Scott wrote:There. I shall get into heaven now.
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I don't think there's anyone in the district office (oooh aaar) who'd understand the accent of the applicant (och aye), so it'd better be the main office, I think.DAS wrote:Is that the main office (Heaven) or the district office (Wiltshire)?
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Please stop stealing my Roxy joke. It's only funny when I do it.
shut up you fool. I bet you haven't even watched that tape of Postman Pat I sent youJames H wrote:You keep telling yourself that, petal.all new Phil wrote:Please stop stealing my Roxy joke. It's only funny when I do it.
I'm just off to watch the classic Tyne Tees music show 'The Roxy' now.
"He has to be larger than bacon"
no but I was preparing my next hilarious arsembly.Hymagumba wrote:shut up you fool. I bet you haven't even watched that tape of Postman Pat I sent youJames H wrote:You keep telling yourself that, petal.all new Phil wrote:Please stop stealing my Roxy joke. It's only funny when I do it.
I'm just off to watch the classic Tyne Tees music show 'The Roxy' now.
are you planning to say "I'm loving it" like you did in one of your previous ones?James H wrote:no but I was preparing my next hilarious arsembly.Hymagumba wrote:shut up you fool. I bet you haven't even watched that tape of Postman Pat I sent youJames H wrote: You keep telling yourself that, petal.
I'm just off to watch the classic Tyne Tees music show 'The Roxy' now.
"He has to be larger than bacon"
you forgot the "da da da da da" and the fake look of sincerity as i get back to normalHymagumba wrote:are you planning to say "I'm loving it" like you did in one of your previous ones?James H wrote:no but I was preparing my next hilarious arsembly.Hymagumba wrote: shut up you fool. I bet you haven't even watched that tape of Postman Pat I sent you