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Ads wrote: That is where you are WRONG, I am a Christian, and I hold the Christian beliefs. I was brought up that way, and I will stay that way.

As an athiest myself (I do not believe there is anything after you die - just eternal blackness void of any emotion, senses or feelings), I find you quite amusing.

I have low expectations of life after death, and science could prove that there is no such thing as God (but no one would dare).

As my t-shirt says "Thank God I'm athiest".

Apparently Jesus was a weed-smoking hippy who was very good at making people believe him. A bit like a 2000 year old version of Tony Blair - just slightly less well-groomed.

Ads wrote:

Sput wrote:

Nick Harvey wrote:We need a few more votes on the "yes" side, folks.

Otherwise, I'm afraid retribution will have to follow.

I assume the no's are athiests

That is where you are WRONG, I am a Christian, and I hold the Christian beliefs. I was brought up that way, and I will stay that way.

In other words you're a Christian just because your parents told you that you should be from an early age? Your parents also probably brought you up beliving in Father Christmas and the tooth fairy.

James H wrote:You also believe in terribly unfunny jokes then, yes?

I do. I find them very funny.

What's do you call a dirty muslim?

Mustaffah Shower.

*chortle*

cdd wrote:

Ads wrote:

Sput wrote: I assume the no's are athiests

That is where you are WRONG, I am a Christian, and I hold the Christian beliefs. I was brought up that way, and I will stay that way.

In other words you're a Christian just because your parents told you that you should be from an early age? Your parents also probably brought you up beliving in Father Christmas and the tooth fairy.

I believed in both of these entities until the age of 9. I used to believe in heaven and hell until I realised that if there is any such place as hell, then we're already here - and Tony Blair is satan.

I don't want to go into too much depth, I don't agree with telling children about Father Christmas or the tooth fairy. I figured out that they don't exist at a very early age, and now disagree with the whole thing.

WHAT?! Are you trying to say that Father Christmas doesn't exist.

miss hellfire wrote:WHAT?! Are you trying to say that Father Christmas doesn't exist.

Don't worry, Lorna, he seems to have something against ALL my part time jobs.

Phew!

Nick Harvey wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:WHAT?! Are you trying to say that Father Christmas doesn't exist.

Don't worry, Lorna, he seems to have something against ALL my part time jobs.

Doesn't God prefer to delegate such kids' triviality instead of taking on the job himself?

The results of this poll continue to be split right down the middle (give or take). Quite remarkable.

You truly are the marmite of deities, Nick.

It seems Nick has some competition!