Metropol

It was xmas and the wife was waiting as the binmen pulled up.. One by one she shagged them, finally it was the drivers turn.. she gave him £20 instead. Disappointed he asked, " what's this for?".
For xmas she replied, ,my hubby said give the driver £20 and fuck the rest.

Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Answer: Ribbon hood.

http://www.denman.me.uk/share/Hu_sonFirst.wmv

Fantastic