Who would the other forumer be? And why all this gay bar frivolity?
And who ended up in James' bed the following morning? Was it a he or a she? If a he then who he? And why he?
You know, I've been pretty twatted on many a night out, and have had ladies attempt to put me in compromising positions - but I've never ended up in bed with one.
I am mightily confused by this matter.
fuck right off....
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Indeed. Me too. My initial question of "was he good looking" was meant in jest but the silence from Jamez is rather deafening.
All very intruiging, and much more entertaining than the daytime soaps I'm trying to write links about.
All very intruiging, and much more entertaining than the daytime soaps I'm trying to write links about.
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Yes, c'mon Jamez. Spill the beans.
This is far more exciting than the latest drama i'm having at work.
Oooh!! I've just re-read this thread and put on my Scooby Doo head. TVMercia met up with a fellow t.vforumer too. Could this be the mystery person who James met up with instead of Matt?
This is far more exciting than the latest drama i'm having at work.
Oooh!! I've just re-read this thread and put on my Scooby Doo head. TVMercia met up with a fellow t.vforumer too. Could this be the mystery person who James met up with instead of Matt?
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
Right, let's clear this up...
Matt asked me if I wanted to come out last weekend, and I said I'd think about it as I had spent a lot of money last week, and needed to stay in for a couple of nights.
I told Matt to add me to his MSN list, but he didn't, but then Geraint popped up and said that did I want to come out with him and we'd meet Matt in town.
Geraint picked me up from my apartment, and we drove into the city centre. We got to the club, but there was no sign of Matt. We had a drink, and I realised I'd left my ciggies at home and the fag machine in Exit was broken, so me and Geraint went to the pub next door to get cigs. On our way out my arm was grabbed by Matt and I said "Hi mate, how ya doing?" to be greeted with utter silence from Matt.
2 mins later me and Geraint went back into Exit and we found Matt. I also happend to bump into a couple of other people I knew too.
Matt, Geraint and me had a few drinks, and Matt was telling us about how him and Cat snogged eachother recently and that cat tasted of fish.
Then we went out into the gay garden, and held a debate with the other queens if I looked gay or not. The conclusion was that my hair was gay, but my face wasn't. Hmm.
Then Geraint went off to the toilet for ages and ages, so me and Matt were chatting. Then Matt disappears for ages looking for Geraint, so I'm left on my own. Then about 20 mins before 2am, Geraint comes up to me and says that he's off now, and I said I was leaving too. There was no sign of Matt.
I walked down to the taxi ranks on St. Mary street, but none of the drivers would take me the 2 miles to my house! So I walked. While looking for a Taxi I bumped into a female friend of mine who was stuck for somewhere to stay, so I said she could crash at my place.
As for what happend to Matt...I don't know...
Matt asked me if I wanted to come out last weekend, and I said I'd think about it as I had spent a lot of money last week, and needed to stay in for a couple of nights.
I told Matt to add me to his MSN list, but he didn't, but then Geraint popped up and said that did I want to come out with him and we'd meet Matt in town.
Geraint picked me up from my apartment, and we drove into the city centre. We got to the club, but there was no sign of Matt. We had a drink, and I realised I'd left my ciggies at home and the fag machine in Exit was broken, so me and Geraint went to the pub next door to get cigs. On our way out my arm was grabbed by Matt and I said "Hi mate, how ya doing?" to be greeted with utter silence from Matt.
2 mins later me and Geraint went back into Exit and we found Matt. I also happend to bump into a couple of other people I knew too.
Matt, Geraint and me had a few drinks, and Matt was telling us about how him and Cat snogged eachother recently and that cat tasted of fish.
Then we went out into the gay garden, and held a debate with the other queens if I looked gay or not. The conclusion was that my hair was gay, but my face wasn't. Hmm.
Then Geraint went off to the toilet for ages and ages, so me and Matt were chatting. Then Matt disappears for ages looking for Geraint, so I'm left on my own. Then about 20 mins before 2am, Geraint comes up to me and says that he's off now, and I said I was leaving too. There was no sign of Matt.
I walked down to the taxi ranks on St. Mary street, but none of the drivers would take me the 2 miles to my house! So I walked. While looking for a Taxi I bumped into a female friend of mine who was stuck for somewhere to stay, so I said she could crash at my place.
As for what happend to Matt...I don't know...
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OHH. So I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little PACKAGE!
...What?
I mean it.
Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.
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...What?
I mean it.
Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.
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Now let me just correct you BOTH and then we'll be sorted 
As I recall it, Matt asked me out and said James was coming, so I spoke to James who said to pick him up.
1) It's all true up until the point where they decided you were an arse bandit You then tried to get off with their mate, to which one of her friends replied "He's only after your c***" and off they walked muttering something about bisexuals.
2) I didn't go off to the toilet for ages, I said to you "I'm going to talk to Alan" a very old mate, who I don't think would like to be mistaken for a urinal
3) Upon my return, James has his arm around a blonde lady by the name of Kate from Cwmbran and a semi lob on whilst trying to talk to her. She's having none of it and they disappear home together at the same time I left (mainly because James was getting his end away and couldn't be arsed standing in a bar of ill repute on my own
As for what happened to Matt, I don't know either
As I recall it, Matt asked me out and said James was coming, so I spoke to James who said to pick him up.
1) It's all true up until the point where they decided you were an arse bandit
You then tried to get off with their mate, to which one of her friends replied "He's only after your c***" and off they walked muttering something about bisexuals.2) I didn't go off to the toilet for ages, I said to you "I'm going to talk to Alan" a very old mate, who I don't think would like to be mistaken for a urinal
3) Upon my return, James has his arm around a blonde lady by the name of Kate from Cwmbran and a semi lob on whilst trying to talk to her. She's having none of it and they disappear home together at the same time I left (mainly because James was getting his end away and couldn't be arsed standing in a bar of ill repute on my own
As for what happened to Matt, I don't know either
Do you know... I am disappointed. It's like when the producers of Neighbours promise a "huge fireball" in Lassiters and when it happens it's just a bloody indoor firework. You know, the one that goes "pfffft" and looks like a turd.
Disabloodypointing.
Disabloodypointing.
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But then they got thrown out early and the car park lights got turned off by the grumpy landlord before they could find their cars.Dan wrote:Paul Robinson's been spotted in Exit with Katherine? WHAT?!
Without going into sad mode. Well, they had a big fire back in March in the 2004 season finale where the pub burnt down and out the blue, up pops Paul Robinson from no where and the next season finale sees a plane crash that takes 4 members of the show into soap heaven.marksi wrote:Do you know... I am disappointed. It's like when the producers of Neighbours promise a "huge fireball" in Lassiters and when it happens it's just a bloody indoor firework. You know, the one that goes "pfffft" and looks like a turd.
Disabloodypointing.
Two weeks time, we get to see some of the oldies reappear for a one off spesh include Plain Jane Harris, the mad laughter of Melaine and even Joe Mangel comes back for a short stint.
