http://www.five.org.uk/Jamez wrote:HAHA!
Oh I'd love to see the UK Government try and harrass me! bring it on!
hilarious, particularly the "Evidence" section.
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Mmm...I wouldn't like the UK Government picking on me (or any Government for that matter).Jamez wrote:HAHA!
Oh I'd love to see the UK Government try and harrass me! bring it on!
That's a road you DON'T want to go down, matie.
He's saying that the BBC and ITN have joined forces with MI5 to harrass him because he's an illegal immigrant. Or something along the lines of that. Which means that, any twitch of an eyelash by any presenter with daddy's best on may be considered as evidence of persecution.johnnyboy wrote:James, what is that website?
Could you give me a synopsis of what the guy is saying?
It's hilarious.
That is weird stuff.James H wrote:He's saying that the BBC and ITN have joined forces with MI5 to harrass him because he's an illegal immigrant. Or something along the lines of that. Which means that, any twitch of an eyelash by any presenter with daddy's best on may be considered as evidence of persecution.
It's hilarious.
I actually spent a bit of time looking at the "evidence" on the media clips after making my last post. It's the twisted brain-wrong of a one-off mad mental.
I only wanted the evidence for the clips of BBC News and Channel Four. I don't give a shit what the government's done to him.johnnyboy wrote:That is weird stuff.James H wrote:He's saying that the BBC and ITN have joined forces with MI5 to harrass him because he's an illegal immigrant. Or something along the lines of that. Which means that, any twitch of an eyelash by any presenter with daddy's best on may be considered as evidence of persecution.
It's hilarious.
I actually spent a bit of time looking at the "evidence" on the media clips after making my last post. It's the twisted brain-wrong of a one-off mad mental.
By the way, If anyone cares, I'm writing a song about Stephen Cole. This is hilariously OT, but here's the text to the song... shall be singing the recording tomorrow.James H wrote:I only wanted the evidence for the clips of BBC News and Channel Four. I don't give a shit what the government's done to him.johnnyboy wrote:That is weird stuff.James H wrote:He's saying that the BBC and ITN have joined forces with MI5 to harrass him because he's an illegal immigrant. Or something along the lines of that. Which means that, any twitch of an eyelash by any presenter with daddy's best on may be considered as evidence of persecution.
It's hilarious.
I actually spent a bit of time looking at the "evidence" on the media clips after making my last post. It's the twisted brain-wrong of a one-off mad mental.
Just go and whip out daddy's best,
It's time to join in with the rest!
He'll put his ego to the test,
WATCH OUT! It's Stephen Cole!
He is the scab who broke picket,
Carr-ied a comb, now, don't forget!
Wat-ches himself the smug old gett,
WATCH OUT! It's Stephen Cole!
Loves his programme full of wonders,
With theme music by David Dundas,
Watches it under the covers,
When he should be sleep-ing!
Colleagues cry 'cause he's so bitchy,
Plus his eye's just slightly twitchy,
Fingers on remotes are itchy,
Viewers hate him, he's a complete aaah...
Hair's gone grey as he's so old,
And his tie's gone green with mould,
Close the programme, papers fold,
WATCH OUT! That's Stephen Cole.
WATCH OUT! That's Stephen Cole.
For God's sake! It's Ste__ phen__ Cole__________.
All written by ickle old me.
Meanwhile, back on topic . . .
Except for the fact that Yahoo Mail did ages ago . . .cwathen wrote: . . . though no other operator managed to catch up with their original 1GB for free . . .
You must lead a very fulfilling life.James H wrote:By the way, If anyone cares, I'm writing a song about Stephen Cole. This is hilariously OT, but here's the text to the song... shall be singing the recording tomorrow.James H wrote:I only wanted the evidence for the clips of BBC News and Channel Four. I don't give a shit what the government's done to him.johnnyboy wrote: That is weird stuff.
I actually spent a bit of time looking at the "evidence" on the media clips after making my last post. It's the twisted brain-wrong of a one-off mad mental.
Just go and whip out daddy's best,
It's time to join in with the rest!
He'll put his ego to the test,
WATCH OUT! It's Stephen Cole!
He is the scab who broke picket,
Carr-ied a comb, now, don't forget!
Wat-ches himself the smug old gett,
WATCH OUT! It's Stephen Cole!
Loves his programme full of wonders,
With theme music by David Dundas,
Watches it under the covers,
When he should be sleep-ing!
Colleagues cry 'cause he's so bitchy,
Plus his eye's just slightly twitchy,
Fingers on remotes are itchy,
Viewers hate him, he's a complete aaah...
Hair's gone grey as he's so old,
And his tie's gone green with mould,
Close the programme, papers fold,
WATCH OUT! That's Stephen Cole.
WATCH OUT! That's Stephen Cole.
For God's sake! It's Ste__ phen__ Cole__________.
All written by ickle old me.
Good Lord!