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A quarter aromatic duck and chilli-and-garlic spare ribs from the local Chinese.

Yes, I have no life. Nobody's out tonight.

Nick Harvey wrote: It'll be very similar to Tesco Value toilet roll, working out at 10p per roll, if you buy the pack of sixteen.

You'll need to use twice as much as, say Andrex, so give it a THEORETICAL price of 20p per roll, then compare it with the original Andrex at 40p per roll.

I don't think you can skimp on bog roll, not unless you like excrement on your finger (sorry to be so base).

Love your bum, that's the motto.

johnnyboy wrote:A quarter aromatic duck and chilli-and-garlic spare ribs from the local Chinese.

Yes, I have no life. Nobody's out tonight.

Mmmm.. That sound's yummy. Wanna share it?
I got the Guiness to wash it down with and fruit salad for desert

Square Eyes wrote:

Nick Harvey wrote: It'll be very similar to Tesco Value toilet roll, working out at 10p per roll, if you buy the pack of sixteen.

You'll need to use twice as much as, say Andrex, so give it a THEORETICAL price of 20p per roll, then compare it with the original Andrex at 40p per roll.

I don't think you can skimp on bog roll, not unless you like excrement on your finger (sorry to be so base).

Love your bum, that's the motto.

Meanwhile I couldn't be doing with anything other than Fairy [unless I want to be there hours].

I keep in mind the many more banquet tables of crockery Nanette Newman showed me I could do with Fairy, and we'll neither of us end up with hands like a sailor's either.

I hope you are speaking from personal experience here Mr Harvey -- I insist you pull your weight on the domestic front.

I steal everything so don't remember.

Oh my god.

I've just read from Square Eye's post, then moving on to miss hellfire's, so it read roughly as follows...

''I don't think you can scrimp on bog roll, not unless you want to get excrement on your finger''

''That sounds so yummy, want to share it?''

No fruit salad would tempt me to share that.

DAS wrote:No fruit salad would tempt me to share that.

Not even with extra slices of apple?

I've not bought anything since the chips, which is quite good for me. I've actually managed to get something bought for me, I got someone I've known for less than 2 hours to buy me a bottle of water.

Other than junk mail and the flu, that's the first time I've received something from a total stranger. And no, that's not meant to be some sort of homosexual innuendo you filthy sod.

I went into Sainburys for the first time in years the other day and I find it bizzare and wierd as ever. Do all the Sainbury's have those horrible disjointed asiles that prevent you from simply going up and down?

Oh and I passed a garage somewhere out in the sticks after getting lost coming out of Consett where the petrolwas. *drum roll* 99.9

Hymagumba wrote:I went into Sainburys for the first time in years the other day and I find it bizzare and wierd as ever. Do all the Sainbury's have those horrible disjointed asiles that prevent you from simply going up and down?

No - my local Sainsbury's has a fairly "normal" aisle layout.