Metropol

Robert Kilroy-Silk = Dorfus Farkletush-Farkletush
Tony Blair = Tootsy Frickenbutt
Wayne Rooney = Liver Pottybrains

Matt Lucas (Little Britain) - Tootsie Chuckleface
David Walliams (Little Britain) - Sneezy Dippintush
Ford Kiernan (Chewin' the Fat/Still Game) - Dorfus Farklehump
Greg Hemphill (Chewin' the Fat/Still Game) - Crusty Chickenchunks

Brad Pitt = Snickle Farklesniffer
Jennifer Aniston = Sloopy Rhinofarkle
Angelina Jolie = Dumbo Pottyfricken


Chris Moyles = Dorfus Pottygorilla
Sara ( gobshite) Cox = Dorfus Pottydingle

Wankdorf Waggelwater.

No, they're a place in Switz and Belgium.