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Gavin Scott wrote:Oh yes she is.

Massive cans, too.

Not that I care about such things.

Pfhh...with that gruff Scottish voice of yours, there's bound to be a bit of hetro in you somewhere!

Jamez wrote:Pfhh...with that gruff Scottish voice of yours, there's bound to be a bit of hetro in you somewhere!

Mmm, just last weekend as it happens.

I'm not going to say what bit or who's it was.

Gavin Scott wrote:

Jamez wrote:Pfhh...with that gruff Scottish voice of yours, there's bound to be a bit of hetro in you somewhere!

Mmm, just last weekend as it happens.

I'm not going to say what bit or who's it was.

What a coincidence. You're becoming straight, and my psychologist reckons I'm "harboring deep rooted homosexual tendencies which...blah blah personal stuff which im not going to repeat on a public forum" :roll:

Jamez wrote:What a coincidence. You're becoming straight, and my psychologist reckons I'm "harboring deep rooted homosexual tendencies which...blah blah personal stuff which im not going to repeat on a public forum" :roll:

He's not rubbing your knee as he says it, is he?

And I'm really not turning straight. Try as I may, I just can't walk in flats.

Gavin Scott wrote:
He's not rubbing your knee as he says it, is he?

No. I wish I could find some comedic value in it all, but I can't.

Isonstine wrote:London is a wonderful city! There are far worse places to live.

But I don't think anything will beat Birmingham - and the Black Country of course. The people there are amazing.

Hear Hear, I was in London on Tuesday and Wednesday this week and I enjoyed it very much, great places, great public transport, very big and open. Plus I also noticed that more people were well spoken.

I went round Warrington today and noticed the complete opposite, not that many good places, shit public trasnsport, and rather bad mouthed people, especially loads of teenage mothers.

I think there are worse places to live.

If I had to live anywhere else on the planet, I would pick an English speaking country such as USA/Canada/Austrailia.

Jamez wrote:I wish I could find some comedic value in it all, but I can't.

You will in time, I'm sure.

*hug*

I would love to live in NYC or another busy US city. Spain could be another option aswell.

Gavin Scott wrote:Oh yes she is.

Massive cans, too.

Not that I care about such things.

She is very pretty.

By 'cans' i take it you're referring to tits. I only ask because i've never heard anyone call them that before.

miss hellfire wrote:

Gavin Scott wrote:Oh yes she is.

Massive cans, too.

Not that I care about such things.

She is very pretty.

By 'cans' i take it you're referring to tits. I only ask because i've never heard anyone call them that before.

Tits, jugs, melons, breasticles, baps, gazoombers.

And for lower down, we have:

Fanny, Pussy, Fadge, Minge, Cunt, Flaps, Bacon roll & Hairy Mary.

Jamez wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:

Gavin Scott wrote:Oh yes she is.

Massive cans, too.

Not that I care about such things.

She is very pretty.

By 'cans' i take it you're referring to tits. I only ask because i've never heard anyone call them that before.

Tits, jugs, melons, breasticles, baps, gazoombers.

And for lower down, we have:

Fanny, Pussy, Fadge, Minge, Cunt, Flaps, Bacon roll & Hairy Mary.

Heard all those tit ones..

Never heard of a fanny being referred to as: Fadge or Bacon roll.

You learn something new everyday