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Posted: Wed 20 Apr, 2005 23.37
by Dr Lobster*
why do people with down's syndrome always have bowl haircuts?

Posted: Wed 20 Apr, 2005 23.42
by russnet
Why do you have to click on Start to shut down a PC.

Posted: Thu 21 Apr, 2005 00.18
by Chris
russnet wrote:Why do you have to click on Start to shut down a PC.
You don't. You can press ctrl-alt and delete and shut down from there. ;)

Posted: Thu 21 Apr, 2005 00.26
by russnet
Thats one way of doing it! Or you just can press the power button on the tower to shut down everything :-)

Posted: Thu 21 Apr, 2005 00.37
by Fireboy
russnet wrote:Why do you have to click on Start to shut down a PC.
Get a Mac. ;)

Posted: Thu 21 Apr, 2005 00.49
by russnet
Why? Is it raining out there :-)

Posted: Thu 21 Apr, 2005 12.46
by Johnny
Why do dogs chase their own tails?

How come you never see baby Magpies or Crows only fully grown ones? ( i know we;'ve had the pigeon answer above but you see baby sparrows, etc but never these two ravonous birds)

Who decided that swear words were actually swear words & not everyday words

Posted: Thu 21 Apr, 2005 12.59
by Jamez
Johnny wrote:Why do dogs chase their own tails?

How come you never see baby Magpies or Crows only fully grown ones? ( i know we;'ve had the pigeon answer above but you see baby sparrows, etc but never these two ravonous birds)

Who decided that swear words were actually swear words & not everyday words
Swear words are everyday words.

Posted: Thu 21 Apr, 2005 13.01
by Johnny
Jamez wrote:
Johnny wrote:Why do dogs chase their own tails?

How come you never see baby Magpies or Crows only fully grown ones? ( i know we;'ve had the pigeon answer above but you see baby sparrows, etc but never these two ravonous birds)

Who decided that swear words were actually swear words & not everyday words
Swear words are everyday words.
You know what I mean if you call someone a wanker or a c*nt they get greatly offended but who decided they were offensive. Why not flip-flop or boomerang?

Posted: Fri 22 Apr, 2005 23.30
by russnet
How comes glue never sticks inside it's container?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Posted: Fri 22 Apr, 2005 23.37
by Sput
russnet wrote:How comes glue never sticks inside it's container?
It does stick to the inside of its container, but it doesn't stick to itself. Glue works by filling miniscule gaps in surfaces, as its molecules are smaller. As they're all the same size in the tube (bar the sides of the container) they have nothing to get into.