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Posted: Tue 05 Apr, 2005 22.31
by Cheese Head
Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten...
...PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!
Posted: Tue 05 Apr, 2005 22.54
by Jamez
Cheese Head wrote:Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten...
...PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!
Is that why the council re-located you next to a pet cemetery?
Posted: Sat 09 Apr, 2005 21.59
by James Martin
Meow.
Posted: Sat 09 Apr, 2005 23.18
by Sput
Mental.
Posted: Sat 09 Apr, 2005 23.25
by James H
Cracking.
Posted: Sat 09 Apr, 2005 23.41
by Jamez
Pussy licker.
Posted: Sun 10 Apr, 2005 15.58
by Si-Co
I feel all cramped up now, trapped in this single bed. Concrete thoughts of you weighing down my head. Sleeping with my nemesis, scattered on the quilt. My hand is always down my pants - guilt, guilt, guilt...
Posted: Sun 10 Apr, 2005 22.08
by babyben
Si-Co wrote:I feel all cramped up now, trapped in this single bed. Concrete thoughts of you weighing down my head. Sleeping with my nemesis, scattered on the quilt. My hand is always down my pants - guilt, guilt, guilt...
*bing bong*
English Translator to Metropol. That's English Translator to Metropol.
Thank You.

Posted: Mon 11 Apr, 2005 20.24
by martindtanderson
after 2 months without a net connection i'm back, and to answer the question, 2-3 times a week, average.
Posted: Tue 12 Apr, 2005 15.34
by iSon
nodnirG kraM wrote:Does it count if it's someone else doing it for you?

I told you not to mention that here. My name will be mud...
Posted: Tue 12 Apr, 2005 16.48
by babyben
nodnirG kraM wrote:Does it count if it's someone else doing it for you?
What do you need the answer to that?
meeeee-ooooow.