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your brain is different, in the sense that it's highly faulty.

Such a shame it wasn't you killed instead of your cousin.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

<a href=www.chickenjoke.com>Answer</a>

Whether or not you'll find this funny rather depends on your opinion of the esteemed law enforcement agency that operates in this country:

"What do you call an animal with a d*ck on it's back?"


"A police horse!"

Hymagumba wrote:your brain is different, in the sense that it's highly faulty.

Such a shame it wasn't you killed instead of your cousin.

YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!


You bastard

Hyma is a prentious twat, but unfortunately you have to learn to live with it.

rts wrote:Hyma is a prentious twat, but unfortunately you
have to learn to live with it.

Now you know what I mean when I say we'd have more incommon

rts wrote:Hyma is a prentious twat, but unfortunately you have to learn to live with it.

awwww, thanks.

cwathen wrote:Whether or not you'll find this funny rather depends on your opinion of the esteemed law enforcement agency that operates in this country:

"What do you call an animal with a d*ck on it's back?"


"A police horse!"

LMAO

A girl of fourteen goes to work in a broom factory. After two weeks she tells the boss she want's to quit. The boss, concerned, asks why. The girl pulls down her knickers and points to her developing pubic hair: "It must be the brooms, this only started happening two weeks ago."

The boss is tickled by her innocence. "My dear, it's only natural, look!" He pulls down his trousers and underpants.

The girl is terrified and backs away towards the door.

"Oh no, I have to leave now, I'm only growing the bristles but you're growing the broom handle!"

Hymagumba wrote:

rts wrote:Hyma is a prentious twat, but unfortunately you have to learn to live with it.

awwww, thanks.

Anytime babe.