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Then you probably know where I've hidden those Child Benefit details.

That's why I posted that thread in the secret forum asking how secret it was and saying I was worried about my poorness at maintaining the secret.

nodnirG kraM wrote:There is no spoon.

What?!

nodnirG kraM wrote:Yeah cos this has stopped you being rubbish!!

Suffice to say, there IS no secret forum, and, more importantly, there is no spoon.

Next you'll be saying santa don't exist.

I fear that the previous corner stone of perfection on the forum - the midlands thread - is descending into dross thanks to BBCMIDSTODAY and his annoying posts. This requires rectification asap.

I won't lower the standards any further by posting in that thread.

But as a a whole.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28TeUbYvXS0

I have a toone for every occasion

Anyone else think that Pad is just a tad too excited about the ITV january schedule?

At least the silly little fart has stopped changing the thread name every five minutes, so now I know what it's called, I can avoid it properly.

Mmm, I am rather confused as to what he is expecting. Perhaps he could write down his thoughts and share them with us? I am having some trouble sleeping at the moment.

Jovis wrote:Mmm, I am rather confused as to what he is expecting. Perhaps he could write down his thoughts and share them with us? I am having some trouble sleeping at the moment.

Rather than writing them, it'd be better if he did a table in excel and pasted that in instead

I would love a wardrobe to fall on pad.