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[Jovis]

Then you probably know where I've hidden those Child Benefit details.

[Sput]

That's why I posted that thread in the secret forum asking how secret it was and saying I was worried about my poorness at maintaining the secret.

[Jovis]

There is no spoon.

What?!

[Lorns]

Yeah cos this has stopped you being rubbish!!

Suffice to say, there IS no secret forum, and, more importantly, there is no spoon.

Next you'll be saying santa don't exist.

[Pete]

I fear that the previous corner stone of perfection on the forum - the midlands thread - is descending into dross thanks to BBCMIDSTODAY and his annoying posts. This requires rectification asap.

[Lorns]

I won't lower the standards any further by posting in that thread.

But as a a whole.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28TeUbYvXS0

I have a toone for every occasion

[Andrew]

Anyone else think that Pad is just a tad too excited about the ITV january schedule?

[Nick Harvey]

At least the silly little fart has stopped changing the thread name every five minutes, so now I know what it's called, I can avoid it properly.

[Jovis]

Mmm, I am rather confused as to what he is expecting. Perhaps he could write down his thoughts and share them with us? I am having some trouble sleeping at the moment.

[Andrew]

Mmm, I am rather confused as to what he is expecting. Perhaps he could write down his thoughts and share them with us? I am having some trouble sleeping at the moment.

Rather than writing them, it'd be better if he did a table in excel and pasted that in instead

[all new Phil]

I would love a wardrobe to fall on pad.