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Oh dear Sput - looks like you're in trouble.

Sput wrote:Whatever do you mean? I'm just trying to construct a metaphorical dome of safety around our beloved minor celebrities through my advice!

I missed your piece de resistance.

I take my hat off to you, sir.

Jovis wrote:Oh dear Sput - looks like you're in trouble.

I'm not fully sure why! Have I hit upon a personal note by talking about Simon Pegg? I assumed we all refer to him by his first name what with the magnitude of his celebrity!

I immediately thought of Simon Cowell, Sput, sorry! Perhaps you ought to think of an intricate coding system a la Tumble Weed.

Jovis wrote:I immediately thought of Simon Cowell, Sput, sorry! Perhaps you ought to think of an intricate coding system a la Tumble Weed.

Indeed. Perhaps SI1, SI2, and so on to the obvious conclusion of HN3 for Mavis Beacon.

Sput wrote:

Nick Harvey wrote:Twerp of Bideford is currently spewing an anagram of carp, on the subject of purchase versus lease, in the South West News thread.

I'm focussing my efforts here

Oi nothing wrong with stalkers. I've got one. Well had one, she's gone abit quiet recently though. I don't think she took it well when word got back that i was chuffed about having my very own stalker.

Anne Widdecombe has been stalking you?!

miss hellfire wrote:

Sput wrote:

Nick Harvey wrote:Twerp of Bideford is currently spewing an anagram of carp, on the subject of purchase versus lease, in the South West News thread.

I'm focussing my efforts here

Oi nothing wrong with stalkers. I've got one. Well had one, she's gone abit quiet recently though. I don't think she took it well when word got back that i was chuffed about having my very own stalker.

So THAT'S where Stu has been today...

Oh heck, 'er indoors has been in Bournemouth tonight, Christmas shopping.

Hope Stu didn't stop off there on his way back along the south coast.

Well if Stu has been stalking me and Mrs H then i bet he's had a good day. Except for the bit when i nearly ploughed into a 4x4 on a roundabout. Honestly i would rather people didn't signal at all than signalling left when they meant right. At least with no indicators i know what to expect.

miss hellfire wrote:Well if Stu has been stalking me and Mrs H then i bet he's had a good day. Except for the bit when i nearly ploughed into a 4x4 on a roundabout. Honestly i would rather people didn't signal at all than signalling left when they meant right. At least with no indicators i know what to expect.

Yeah...sorry about that. Roundabouts still confuse me a bit.