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Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Mon 27 Apr, 2009 18.49
by Alexia
Bird flu was H5 N1 - i.e. Head pain factor 5, Nose blockage factor 1. This is H1N1 - the daddy!
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Tue 28 Apr, 2009 10.48
by Pete
Open Question
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 658AA6oUxc
How deadly is swine flu?
how easily would be it kill the elderly?
Teens?
babys?
Mary wrote:A lot of my friends have told me a I know a lot and they consider me to be a bit of an expert on the SWINE FLU I will have you know please.
And yes young teens can get the SWINE FLU.
Not only that but people from ages 0 INFANT to 1, then 1 YEAR to 2 YOUNG, and 3 YOUNG to 4 MIDDLE YOUNG, then 4 to 5 MIDDLE YOUNG and 5 to OLDER 6 and 6 to OLDER 7 and 7 to THEN 8 and 8 to 10 years and 10 to 14 PRE TEENS and 14 ABOVE all can get THE SWINE FLU and it is best to do the following:
GO TO DOCTOR OF YOUR CITY
Get checked out by your friend or doctor to see if you sweat or look ill
Go to the doctor again if not any better
ask for TAMIFLU and get some vitamin in your body and DO NOT DRINK VODKA or Alcohol for 2 days
Then you need to go to the doctor and check up on your disease
DO NOT under ANY circumstance get into a taxi you will not be welcome and you will cause further chaos GET HELP from local friends please!
THANKYOU AND GOOD LUCK
Source(s):
MySelf
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Tue 28 Apr, 2009 11.07
by Ebeneezer Scrooge
Well I certainly learned a lot there - I'm just relieved I had the opportunity to read from this expert before I died a slow and painful piggy death. I was definitely suffering from 'sweat' only this morning as I cycled to work. The end is nigh.
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Tue 28 Apr, 2009 14.13
by cdd
Go to the doctor every day, demanding an update. Insist that the flu be caught IMMEDIATELY.
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Tue 28 Apr, 2009 14.53
by Sput
YAY an excuse to post my favourite picture of the day....
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Tue 28 Apr, 2009 15.17
by Gavin Scott
That is as unappealing as James Martin wearing a vibrating cock ring around his forehead.
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Tue 28 Apr, 2009 15.31
by Ronnie Rowlands
Really? I find magic fire extinguisher breath to be quite attractive...
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Tue 28 Apr, 2009 22.17
by noelfirl
There's no way I can take this situation seriously until ITV News set up a Swine Flu Incident Room. Until then, absolutely nothing is wrong.
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Tue 28 Apr, 2009 22.26
by Ebeneezer Scrooge
I'm concerned... I don't know whether it was sweat or rain on the way home.
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Wed 29 Apr, 2009 01.34
by cdd
Well, have you encountered any swines at work?
Re: Pig Flu - the swines !
Posted: Wed 29 Apr, 2009 09.49
by Ebeneezer Scrooge
More than you'd think, although most of them are being moved over the road - it's pretty much like quarantine.