Metropol

It's always the one you leave off, wink wink.

well i can tell you all exclusively that i'm not the metropol twitterer

indeed i've been ignoring its attempts to goad me into talking to it from my account.

I think it's probably phil.

I had wondered why certain names were omitted...

Edit: although I don't particularly believe those who breeze in, blaming others...

oh and why is Katherine not on the list? she was my second choice

I thought the twitterer was Stephen Fry, anyway.

Fry? Nah, that would just be TOO fab.

God. I said the F-word...

oooh, that would explain this bit of deflection

http://twitter.com/stephenfry/status/1184834675

It's me.

Or is it?

I'm not on the list, mind.

Or am I?

*TSK* at the vote for me. I voted Titsrobert.

Some say that if you record his words and play them backwards, you'll hear the BBC News countdown music, and that rather than having to type out his updates, his brain is directly connected to Twitter. All we know is, he's called..........

It's square eyes.